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I am a thorn piercing people’s neck

As days fly by ever so swiftly, so does my lack of blogging attempts.

I have been sporadically posting on my blog to avoid problems. You see, it is me V.S the entire 250,000,000+ Arabs out there. No seriously. I am not joking. My blog is written in such a way that causes an entire culture to get pissed off.

1. I get the overly religious sect that think they are doing me a favour by reciting verses of Quran and Ahadeeth to enlighten me.

2. I get the overly cultural sect that think I am damaging their reputation by talking about “them.” (Self centered eh?)

3. I get the overly demanding neurotic Arab League (inside joke, har har) who want to tell me what to write since they fear others criticizing their opinions, so they do to mine because they love their one way streets.

4. And finally, there are the handful of young Arab ladies that think I can give them advice on how to solve their secretive relationship problems.

Here is my advice. Do not listen to some wacko Arab girl from up north in Eskimo land. (Oh Canada!) And don’t bother to tell her anything, because she is as stubborn as a mule.

Answers:

A1. Religion is important if you can apply it to your self first and not unto others. So going on some random Arab chicks website and insulting her is not a way to support your claim. Can you imagine if Muslims back in the golden days when they spread the beautiful religion did it by insulting others and forcing everyone to LISTEN and OBEY or ELSE. Do you think anyone would have joined in?

By the way, I was always a member, and never was out. So why you guys think I need to join in and learn!!

A2. My words are more powerful than Western Media to ruin an entire culture’s rep. I am an insider with tools to destroy!! (Sighing from disbelief from some people.)

A3. I can write whatever I want. I can write whatever I want. I can write whatever I want. If you want to start your own topic, then get your own blog and feel the wrath of the masses when they enforce their opinions on you!!

A4. My home girls from A-land. You see.. secret relations are no longer the trend. You either like a guy and tell the folks in your crib about it, or you just don’t. If you are not 100% sure about the guy, then that’s why you are hiding it. Otherwise you would spread the news faster than Reuters to the entire galaxy and extended family members with a set wedding date.

So there you have it. I am a pure thorn in most of your necks. And guess what! You still like it and you come here wanting to be pierced some more.

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  • i dont find you rebellious at all. maybe the arabs that are pissed off are the ones that lived in KSA. becuase over there it is extremely strict which in my point of view goes against islam completely, but thats a whole other issue, anyway i live in america, new york to be exact and over here i know some real rebellious girls when i mena rebellious i mean sleep with many men, have babies by random blacks and spanish men, stuff like that is rebellious but what you say and do is considered heaven sent. i would actually love to be with a girl like you, at least you have your opinion on real life issues not just about jersey shore (annoying hottest american show on now) any way and what color should you die your hair, so miss mona i look at you as a great catch, and also you gotta get out of canada those guys over there are such D-BAGS, seriously i know the arabs here suck also but there are people like myself who know a great girl when they see one. p.s. your pissed off rants and raves dont scare me actually its the opposite they make me like you more. so keep up the great things that you do bint beladi, and inshallah you will find happiness in this depressed crazy world that we live in, i know thats what im hoping for!!!

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  • @osama
    Yah.. I don’t like those type of Arab girls.. unfortunately, a lot are turning out that way.. they live that life.. hide it.. and still marry some innocent Arab guy who knows nothing about them..

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  • ”when i mena rebellious i mean have babies by random blacks and spanish men, that is rebellious”
    I very much doubt those girls in question are the next Jonas Savimbi. Sigh.

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  • People are too chicken shit to comment on this post because they know better.

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  • @Mais
    I know.. rebellious means doing shit in the Arab world.. but they don’t know that my way of perceiving rebellion is to speak up and stop taking shit from people.

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  • People say Men are dogs, I say Arab men are wolves and we women are the gazelles, which is why we are never sure about the Arab men. Many of us are afraid to be covered in blood so we play hide and seek… hehe :P

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