I can’t find it anywhere, not even at an auction house!

Ladies and gents! Boys and girls! Let me make an important announcement today! I have been asked several times in the past 5 years to acquire this illusive substance, but to my dismay, I couldn’t find a shop anywhere, not even online that had it!

I looked everywhere. Every store, 711, gas station, mall, black market. I JUST COULDN’T FIND IT!

I still had that hope to find it. I didn’t want to give up, because I felt like it was my mission to get it! So I thought of ruthless ways of getting it. Stealing, cheating, even harmless almost murder like maneuvers. BUT I JUST COULDN’T DO IT!

Then one day, I got a comment or two, or let’s say a hint or two to how to get it. They suggested an “auction” house. I was like no friggen way! Who the hell wants to do get rid of it there? They want to sell it for the highest bidder? I was like fine, fine, triple fine. I will try my luck!

I went there, but all I found were other people who are trying to get it too! They were hoping that someone sitting on their chair, in a critical moment where it is still attached to them, drop on the floor on all fours and just give it away! Like “black” magic!

Oh well, I decided to settle with what I got then, even if it is not that great. I got to settle for what I got and stop trying to GET ONE from anywhere!

By the way, anyone else that uses their God given wisdom and tells me to get a life, then I demand that you give me yours NOW since you think yours is way better. Butt-face!

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