Life’s good

I am so excited people! Really about nothing in particular, but you know, life sucks and I have to think how amazing it really should be. So what’s new in my world? Well, I have finished my 5th course for my PM certification. I got 2 more to go then I will be labeled as an awesome dictator! Also, this upcoming Canada Day weekend I will be in the great capital city of Canada celebrating in style! Also, William and Kate are gonna be there! Totally awesome! I hope to get a glimpse of the royalty!

Wow, now that’s craziness to think about for today. Oh my God, I feel so relieved. It has been such hard few months. I have been working full time, taking these crazy ass courses and I have just been over whelmed and I have no life. No life what so ever!! Why am I doing all this I keep asking my self. Maybe cause I don’t want to be a follower. I never was really, and I do have serious problems with authority, but WE ALL KNEW THAT!

So, my goal from now on is to write on my blog, like all the time and blabber nonsense every day!

Today I was driving really fast, and then a line of little ducks decided to cross the street. I was like WHAT THE FUZZ! So I braked really fast and swerved sharply. I was like OMG! I would have been devastated if anything happened to them! Poor blind crazy duckies!

What else? Oh, I do enjoy the emails I get from guys asking me to help them find a nice Muslim girl and they give me their digits! I should be the middle lady between them and dating sites and get a nice 20% commission! It doesn’t seem they understand how to use a dating site, so they use me instead. Typical! Blah!

I wish I had some guy to talk to today. I felt like I needed to talk to someone and flirt a bit. I am pretty shallow and I just need some flattery in my life and I was in that mood today. I am so arrogant! Aghhh!! MONA STOP!

Ok, umm, what else? I’m enjoying going to the gym. I think I go like 5 or 6 times a week. A lot eh? But I am a lazy sloth, if I don’t go then I will lay on the couch watching the Food Network or some stupid show on TLC. I miss reading, I should read no? Books are more entertaining, well, more intellectual and make me feel smarter!

I am just rambling on and on. I got accused once that I have bad grammar, then 10 other “guys,” and I emphasize men here, said the same thing. Guys don’t like me, and they try to find any fault in my writing. They cannot argue back, so they say, “MONA, YOUR GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE!” Really, what about that post where I wrote why women walk behind men? Or that other post where I talked about women being shallow in front of men and marrying anyone for the sake of getting married without thinking? Oh man, anyways, then I looked up to my left side and saw the hanging 40,000 dollar piece of paper that says Major in Computer Science, and then I reassured my self that I am no English major. I know, my university level of English is not as bad as psychology majors, and oh my God people, I have proof read psychology majors papers. Jeez!! The English massacre!

Blah blah blah.

Anyways, I can ramble forever, but you guys are sick of me already. Everyone is sick of me. I am loud, obnoxious, a bit crazy, but best of all, I am honest and I love to tell it like it is. You guys are beautiful lovely people, except you, and maybe you. You guys know who you are.

Was there a point to this blog post? I didn’t think so either.

Blah Blah, Happy, They said what?, Whatever!