I feel like laughing today. I am not sure why, but it seems that I need a good old laugh. Maybe even a little chuckle every now and then. I just need pure entertainment in my life because damn it people, life sucks ass and dumb people make it ever so amusing.

I have not done this in a while, and I need to regain my blog’s mojo. Therefore, I went through my site’s statistics of peoples’ keyword searches that landed them on my humble blog. Oh the ridiculousness.

Google Key Phrase Searches and My Answers

1. “arabic girl sleeping and woke up naked”
I read that and said, Jeez Louise! What kind of spell was casted to get her clothes off while she was passed out?

2. “why are arabs so ugly”
I am ugly. Does everyone agree?

3. “why am i like this”
Who ever wrote this asked the internet why they are like that? And they are supposed to get a correct response? My only response, because you suck!

4. “i hate capricorns”
I hate you too.

5. “how do you know me”
No no. The question is, HOW do you know ME?

6. “arab girl making point”
Us making a point? Well, usually we try to by thinking first, then making that point.

7. “who arab girls think are pretty”
I think everyone is beautiful, because God made them beautiful!

8. “what is sunnah wedding dress”
Dress that doesn’t show your cleavage and your ass.

9. “italians are arabs”
Well, if we go back to history, Italians are of Roman descent. Romans conquered the middle east, then those Arabs went all over the place and everyone started mating like wild monkeys and the gene pool spread out. So Italians can be Arabs and Arabs can be Italians. It’s the whole spreading the love thing through out ancient times.

10. “arab girl with doctor in office”
*Chuckle* Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

11. “arab girl freend program com”
No freend program for you! FAIL!

12. “i know something you dont know”
I know everything you don’t want to know!

13. “i am not the typical arab girl that you think i am”
Oh yah, do tell, and email me and let’s “talk!” Me like you already dudette!!

14. “dance of arabian mohajabat”
Mohajabat (vieled women) dance? The Blasphemy!! Do they have a special dance?

15. “why am i scared of arab people”
Because we look like you, a HUMAN BEING!

16. “any one share bed with arab girl”
And Google was supposed to answer that for you?

17. “what age do arabic boys have to marry”
When mommy says so!

18. “is 30 very old to get married for an arab woman”
Yes, and since I am 29 now, next year hopefully, my life would be over and I will be ancient and I should DIE of humility!!

19. “how do arabs show affection of love”
Good question. I don’t know.

20. “gırl arab to marry ı need lots of pıcture to see”
Let me guess, arranged marriage?

21. “beauty standards for women arabic”
White. Super skinny. Small nose. Fake eye brows. And if she can afford it, fake boobs and a well shaped huge ass.

22. “why are arab girls so hot?”
I thought earlier someone said that Arabs are ugly. MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE! Jeez!

23. “who are aquarians not compatible with”
Capricorns. Ask me, I KNOW!

24. “should a girl poke a guy on facebook”
LOOL! You are kidden me right? Poke him! Poke the hell out of him till he virtually does it back!

25. “why do we follow our heart”
It helps if you do, or you would be labeled as heartless. DUH!

26. “how do muslim girls have fair skin”
They are born with it, they don’t make it! Jeez! We are all different!

27. “im arab and people keep staring at me”
Maybe they are checking you out. Take the compliment!

28. “arabic girls want immgration”
Damn right they do! And to this side of the world, and they will marry any loser from here, even if he is a drunken Arab fool with the worse rep in town!

29. “why do arabs like dark skin girls?”
I thought they liked fair skin girl? Oh man.. make up your minds people! I am confused!

30. “arabs get engaged quickly”
Yep.. purely ridiculous; hence, people’s constant question, “do Arabs actually love?”

31. “why does arabic girls hav dark eyebrows”
Maybe because 98% of Arabs have dark hair… ???

32. “arranged marriage out of loneliness”
You mean arranged marriage was a result of loneliness.

33. “why arent there more arab people in my town”
Tell them to move there! Free Visa!! They will populate it so quickly!!!

Blah Blah, Funny, Idiots, Thank you, They said what?, Whatever!

I guess being a blogger taught me a lot about life, especially friendships. You see, I feel that I am better off being friends with all of you, my daily readers, because the people I met in my life and was friends with for a short or even a long time really did not work out.

I don’t have a problem with people, but people have a problem with me and feel that they can use me or get whatever they want out of me, because I am too damn nice and selfless, and then treat me like left over bones. I am the last one on their list.

I don’t want to force anyone to make me one of their priorities in life. I am not selfish at all. I just feel that I am a bit more worth it. I want to feel that someone really appreciates my friendship because of the person I am. I am tired of people taking advantage of me or only think of me as a friend when they need something.

It’s funny the number of people that went after me, pretty much hounded me just so they can ask me for something. It sucks, and that’s the reason I am afraid or just unsure if I can ever trust anyone. However, virtually, through this blog, I feel that some of you people out there are a lot more appreciative of who I am. You are more appreciative and willing to listen to me and converse. I never experienced that before with any of the friends I had in the past.

No one ever wanted to listen to me, and I just kept it inside and stayed quiet. That’s why I am a very quiet person in real life. I try to talk, but I don’t know who to trust and if they are really willing to listen to me. It’s really hard to find a friend to listen to you, and that’s why I feel that all of us are living in the wrong places. Fortunately, this blog brought all of you and I together. So I feel a bit better I guess and not alone.

I know I am late in posting a song that I am enjoying listening to this week, but here it is. This song inspired me, and I really like the lead singer of OneRepublic. He is cute!

“All The Right Moves” by OneRepublic

Blah Blah, Confused, Depressed, My taste of Music, Random Thoughts, They said what?, Whatever!

It sounds weird when I try to push my self. Push my self towards what exactly? I do feel aimless, but why? You see, I guess my life so far has gone up and down so much, and now, since it is steady, I feel it is not changing to any direction. At the same time, I don’t know to what direction I want it to go. I don’ t really know what I want. and that is the cause of my constant aggravation.

Do I want a guy and get married? I don’t know.

Do I want to change my career and find something that will challenge me a lot more? I don’t know.

Do I want to act like I don’t care and just have fake friends around me to satisfy my ego? I don’t know.

You see, at my age, life seems like an enigma. I have no clue what will make me happy, and I have no clue what is causing my utter despair. I just want to find this happy medium that will satisfy me, but I am not easily satisfied. However, I am not that hard to please, but at the same time, I don’t want to settle for anything because I have to or time is ticking.

I am just a mess of thoughts. I know too much. I think too much. People like me are only meant to discover things and make humanity better, and not worry about themselves. The moment I start thinking about this person, me, Mona, then I get huge migraines. The past 3 or 4 days I suffered with huge uncontrollable migraines, because I spent it thinking about me. The moment that I stop and think of the bigger picture and humanity as a whole, then I feel different.

So, I am thinking that I am only meant to worry about everything in this world except me. That will stop my emotional turmoil so I can wake up every morning not dreading it.

Life, it is not like a box of chocolates, but more like sour candy with a crinkly facial expression of weird satisfaction in the end.

Blah Blah, Confused, Depressed, Random Thoughts, Whatever!

Let’s see, I feel like crap. I am having a horrible long weekend, and I assure you, I am not at an all time low. On the contrary, I have been sitting in my office sulking in my chair and dozing off. That’s how much the world means nothing to me anymore. I rather nap instead.

As a result, my head is hurting me a lot. A horrible migraine! I decided that instead of me continuing on this conversation and telling the world that I am a bit, oh how can I say this eloquently, crazy; that it is better for you to tell me what you really think of me.

So what do you really think of me? This Mona. This Rebellious Arab Girl.

Ah.. Rebellious Arab Girl. The worst thing that can happen to the modern Arab civilization.

Blah Blah, Depressed, Random Thoughts, Whatever!

It’s that day again. Yep! You guessed it. It’s Valentines day, and I will carry on the same old tradition as I did for the past 3 years. I gathered all my readers and asked them to help me boycott it! I can’t believe that people still think that loving a person should be a one day special thing. What about the rest of the days of the year? What about those other people that don’t have anyone to love?

There ya go!

Also, I posted a poll that was running on my blog for the past two weeks, and so far these are the results. I am so disappointed. Most of you live in la la land!!

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History of my utter despise of Valentines Day

• February 14, 2006
• February 14, 2007
• February 14, 2008
• February 14, 2009

Angry, Random Thoughts, Whatever!