I was watching a clip of Robin Williams the other day, and one of his hilarious jokes was that when he was growing up, his parents had to shove oxygen and hydrogen together just to get water. I wonder what he would come up with when he sees this sign. Hmm.

Unfortunately, this is what our capitalist world has come down to. The bare neccessity of life has been given attractive adjectives to get more people into buying it. I am going to stick to water. The last two make me feel like I am at a gas station.

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I got a store up with all the technical and writing services that I provide. Also, for those that want to advertise on my site, you can do so from now on through the store.

What do you think? Busy weekend for me trying to get it up!

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I was thinking of making another website to start a custom Wordpress template business. However, I was too lazy to do that right now and I need people’s opinions first. I know some of you wanted to know how I made this template, or want your own custom template. Sure. Ok. Since I am super duper bored, and I need to work for at least 7 hours a day on something, I have decided to start making custom Wordpress templates.

However, before I begin or buy a domain or do anything, I want to see what people will roughly pay for one, because I don’t know how much to sell it for, and what options to sell with the template.

I decided that if you pay $500, I will make you one custom Wordpress template, one year free domain name that you choose and must be available, I will host it forever for free, I will upgrade it for you, and do any technical tweaks you need. Great deal eh?

So, what do you think, and if anyone’s 100% interested then email me to rebelliousarabgirl@gmail.com.

Why am I doing this? I told you I am bored, and I am also frustrated from many bloggers that use the same free templates. I can’t even tell the difference anymore in people’s blogs. This is also a good opportunity for people that use blogger.com to move to Wordpress, get free hosting, and an awesome looking site. I also think this is a great opportunity for people who never had a blog before to start with a great looking site! I just want the blogging world to be eccentric and stand out.

I can make templates look cute, funky, business like, etc.

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Some people on Twitter asked me what in the world I am laughing at, and what is this site that made me fall on the floor laughing. The title of the site is enough to make anyone laugh. If you read a website’s title such as Crotchety Old Man Yells At Cars, then heck, you are in for a laugh and a half!

I can’t believe I spent over an hour on a website that wouldn’t stop cracking me up. The stories are hilarious. Who said old people are not funny? I am not sure if the guy is as old and crotchety as he says, but anyone who can make a simple pointless story beyond funny, and a must read, is on my A list of daily blog subscriptions. I need sarcastic sense of humour in my life, no? I really do need it since I spend half the day doing nothing productive. At least now I got a good humour site to follow.

COMYAC, is how I am gonna abbreviate the site from now on, and he may not like it, but do I care? He is not a normal guy as he claims to be, and a bit, how do I say this, a master of sarcastic exaggerations. For example, he starts off some of his posts saying, “The staff at Crotchety Old Man World Wide Headquarters and Discount House of Worship …” When I read that, I cracked up, and I had to continue reading the rest of the post.

The best part of his site is that he reiterates old posts that he likes. The posts are hilarious! Seriously, how many of you can make a hospital stay a comedic point in your life? Or remembering your old highschool days as a nobody, but then claiming that you were one of the most popular guys, just because?

I wish I can make my stories more interesting by exaggerating a bit, which I sort of do now. However, I got to work on it some more, and I am going to get some comedic tips from COMYAC. I think you should too! Isn’t laughter great and attractive!

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I found this amazing site that sells latest premium and sold out Concert Tickets. The cool part is that the site automatically picks out the location that you live in or nearby your area. It also shows you the latest concerts to date via feeds in the area you live in. You can customize the RSS feed type that you want to receive, and not worry about getting every type of ticket via rss. For those that don’t know how to use RSS, then don’t worry. There is always that magical sign up via email button to get you all the latest concert dates and locations.

I guess for those picky music lovers, the genre is the most important, and that’s why that feature is emphasized. You can chose R&B, Rap, Hip Hop, Pop, Jazz, etc. That’s exactly what I love! Categorize it baby! For each concert that you choose, a brief description is provided for each concert, time, location, and phone number. Maybe it is time for you to check out different genres and get great Concert Tickets quickly and easily.

Finally, and most importantly, the Concert Tickets prices. The prices are up to date, and an image of the the stadium’s seating area is provided. If you missed it in one city, then there are alternative locations to choose easily and quickly.

I think it is time for me to go to a concert. Life is tiring and I need reasonably priced live entertainment.

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