How to torture a programmer?
Oh dear Lord my brain cells are jumping up and down from all the torture. I always thought that programming is fun and I believe it is and it will always be, but why the torture!? Fixing someone else’s code is the ultimate form of torture! I’m even doing it on the weekend because I thought I can get the majority of it redone quickly with the new template I made! NOP! It’s horrible! Beyond horrible. I am not touching it again today. Bleah!
First off, why have a dynamic website with a login form that uses .htaccess files for login? Why not just add a login table to the database and easily use that? Oh, it is obvious, cause some programmers think login sessions and comparing values to the database are so HARD to do!
Second problem, why have a dynamic website with many configuration files with one line in it to define one variable? What the hell?
I haven’t even touched the Database yet to see how un-normalized it is. My head is killing me. I decided to just redo the whole thing slowly because I will waste time figuring out someone else’s code.
Any coder out there who doesn’t understand the concept of modularization, documentation, and organization of code, then DON’T code. Please don’t code and save us the torture!


She begins with the story of me being a toddler and how I didn’t deserve furniture or toys. She starts by saying, “you broke your crib when you were only one! You just wanted to get out and you broke a wooden crib!” I keep asking her, “was it made of real wood?” Then she switches the subject and says, “I used to buy you really expensive toys, and all you did was brake them or torture them! I bought you a brand new doll. So pretty when you were about one. What did you do it within the first and only 10 minutes of its life? You broke the head off!” I then say, “mom. Did the doll have more hair than me? I must have been extremely jealous and the only way to get rid of my competition is to take its head off!”