The past week my black Moor gold fish has been just floating on the top of the tank and on its side. When I put food, it swims around normal and eats, and goes back to that position. I cleaned the fish tank and everything, and still the same problem. I fed it some peas thinking it might have stomach problems, but nothing. Same position.

Today after work, I look at the tank and kept looking and wondering what the hell is wrong with this stupid fish! So I look closer and its stomach is twice its size. I am like holy crap. I think this fish is pregnant. I had these 3 fishes for about 5 years now. So I am guessing it is at its prime breeding age. I think it is time for them to get it on!! And they did. Now I am wondering if she does lay eggs, where at? And the other fat fishies will nibble on those eggs. Do I want more fish? I need a separator and live plants.

We are going to have babies soon!

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This post will be a tip to many bloggers who probably don’t know or care about such a thing, but an eye opener. When we connect to the internet, we have a unique IP address that identifies us. Most websites can track that IP and most web site owners don’t care and just use it for statistical purposes to know where you are from. However, there are the few internet cowards who are too chicken to use or visit sites with their real IP addresses and use proxy servers to come to your site and leave a nasty comment and leave.

How do they do that?

They go to such sites that I easily looked up on google:

http://www.hidemyass.com/

http://www.cantbustme.com/

http://www.unblocked.org/

http://www.proxymafia.net/

http://www.sitesurf.net/

etc.. many many out there.

So how do you determine if the person is behind a proxy? Their IP address registers to a state somewhere in the US. Usually main cities of the US and really you can’t tell if it is real or not.

Solution?

Simple. Copy the IP address of the person you suspect and paste it into Google. If you get many many websites that show that IP and some of these sites say proxy, then it is some COWARD hiding so you won’t know where they are really from and you can’t really block them. If it was a real IP address then pasting it into Google will seldom or never show any results.

So what can you do to prevent such fools?

Make fun of them. They want the attention, give it to them. Let your visitors help you make fun of them. They have no life and use horrible fake English and people out there need to read what ignorant fools write.

A lot of people tell me to ignore, but nah. If they are stupid, then I HAVE to and I AM OBLIGATED to make fun of them. I can’t help it. People think I am fake and I write a bunch of lies on my site and I don’t like to be falsely accused.

Honestly, and this is a tip from me to many bloggers out there and a lot of them even know this, IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE UP stories on your site. It is too much effort and I am lazy. Why should I waste my time making up shit when I can just easily tell the truth? Duuuh!!

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I got a comment today on my blog but I deleted it because it was stupid, but I decided to show it to everyone anyways cause according to Jihady people I have committed major sins because I have a blog and people should not bother with my site. It is HARAM to have a BLOG everyone!! It is HARAM to READ anything on my site. However, it is NOT haram to comment about it!

So a guy from Seatle Washington as the IP address has shown but could be proxy, who knows,have said in a badly written fake English:

Author : !JiHAAD! (IP: 66.109.196.178 , 66-109-196-178.nocharge.com)

.ii dont kno why yew peoplez bother this site, i just came across and just wanted to tell yew a little sumthin..

.did yew kno this is haraam and that the day of judgement your gonna want this time back to worship allah[[god]]. instead you can be praying sunnah or reading this quran.

enyways take care

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Two days ago I wrote about the love letter and how I am sick of this obsession men have from reading my blog and thinking I am perfect for them. Well, the day after (yesterday) I got another email with a similar story. I just told the guy off cause I am sick of these daily emails from anonymous guys. Well, I guess he didn’t get the hint. He kept bragging on and on about his life thinking I am not interested because I don’t know much about him and why I refuse to call him.

This line he wrote struck me and made me think huh? What world do we live in? This is 2008!

i know you will not call and that normal because you are under pressere .

What pressure? He couldn’t even spell it or put a sentence grammatically together! I don’t get it? Are girls under pressure to not talk to guys anymore? Dude!! The internet??? Messengers?? In a messenger there is voice chat and web cams. Who calls using a real phone number anymore from the first time? This is so weird. I showed my friend the email and she laughed hysterically. I told her, I think the only pressure I get is to actually talk to guys which I don’t cause I don’t care and guys in general don’t like me at all in real life. I do not satisfy the image of an “Arab Girl” to please their families especially their moms. That’s why I don’t care or bother talking to anyone.

Also, there is another issue that I said it once and this is the last time! I will NOT IMPORT GUYS from back home! I AM NOT ANYONE’S VISA OR EASY IMMIGRATION METHOD TO CANADA! So leave me ALONE!

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I know this story is a bit old, but it is amazing and I love it!

David Silverman of Getty Images took this photo of Mariam Amash, an Israeli Arab who claims to be 120 years old, outside her house in northern Israel.

Silverman, who shot a series of photos on Wednesday, writes that Amash has ten children, dozens of grand-children and scores of great- and great-great-grandchildren.

The secret to her longevity? A glass of olive oil a day, according to one of her granddaughters-in-law.

If Amash’s claim is confirmed, the Associated Press says she would be the oldest person in the world.

Israel’s Interior Ministry tells the wire service that her birth year is listed as 1888 in its records, based on a certificate issued by the Turkish authorities who ruled the area at the end of the 19th century. “We’re just not sure it’s correct,” spokeswoman Sabine Haddad tells AP.

Gil Cohen Magen of Reuters snapped this photo while Amash exercised yesterday outside her house. [source]

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