Lord, I have committed the horrible sin of gluttony today. I have over consumed large amounts of food and I feel disgusting. Temptation my dear Lord. It was all peer temptation!

I am seriously at the edge of throwing up. I feel food resting in my esophagus waiting for a signal to return back to the outside world.

What did I eat today you may ask?

Well, I had my morning coffee, and I had a fruit muffin.

Then, it was my boss’s birthday today and we went to an all you can eat Sushi restaurant. I had to seriously stop eating before I threw up and I was accused of “eating like a bird.”

Then, we got a heavy rich delicious amazing stupendous chocolate fudge cake. I had to eat a piece. If I didn’t, then I would have committed a treason against humanity.

Then it got worse. I got home, and someone at home decided it was a super duper amazing idea to get Shawarma from this new place near my house. It was hot, and smelled good. I couldn’t resist. I looked and I wasn’t hungry, but the smell. Oh at times I wish I couldn’t smell anything so I wouldn’t be fooled by the smell of food! So I ate it!!!

Then it all went down hill from there.

I went to the gym about hour and a half after, and I couldn’t move. I felt my stomach was weighing me down and screaming at me constantly. It kept saying, “YOU SINNER! YOU WILL GO TO HELL! You are making me do extra work of digesting all that junk you ate all day! You ate the same amount of food you ate all week combined! Damn you. DAMN YOU TO HELL!”

Stomach won’t shut up and keeps insulting me. I am deeply offended. I don’t think I will eat ever again at this rate. However, that excludes Chocolate fudge and Coca Cola. Ehm.

I shall go now. Fight with my stomach and take a nap. Zzzz

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Today I decided to gather some people and march down the streets boycotting Valentine’s day. It’s incredible the amount of people that will show up and support such a cause. Our mission was to say that love should be all year round. If you decide to tell a person today and only today that you love them, then you are an inconsiderate wimp! You got to say it all the time and all year long!

By the way.. this is a photoshopped image and you are gullible! Don’t you love me?

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Scene: 7:45 pm in the car with my sister and brother.

Sister says, “stop whispering about me! Gossip is wrong. Didn’t you see last week’s episode of Little Mosque on the Prairie? It is a sin!”

I said, “excuse me. I don’t gossip. I don’t like or care enough about people to gossip about them.”

Brother said, “yep. She is right. Mona doesn’t gossip at all because she doesn’t like people.”

Sister says, “well you talked about me, and I didn’t hear it.”

I said, “I SAID ….. AND YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR EARS! I don’t have a problem telling you anything to your face! You get that!”

Sister says, “fine.. but you still gossip about me. I will find out.”

I don’t understand kids now a days.

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I always go to the electronic game’s store at the mall and check out anything that grabs my interest. So I decided to buy a PS3 game.

My favourite type of game genre is action RPG. I love playing a game that has a great story line, and good action. So I decided to check out the game Folklore.

I bought it a couple of days ago, and today I got the time to play it for a bit and check it out. I say it is a pretty good game! So far I am impressed and the graphics are amazing.

I think I found a new obsession that I needed. I got sick and tired of sitting on the computer all day, and I am so tired of PC shooting games. I can’t wait for the weekend so I can play Folklore all day!

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It is that time of year that I dread again. Every where I go, even sites I stumble are all about Valentines. Oh Valentine this, buy this for your valentine. Blah blah blaaaaaah..

There are one million reasons why I hate Valentines day, and I have historical evidence of why I do on my blog. So why do people make a big deal about it? It is just a day like any other. Why have an exaggerated Hallmark holiday ruin the lives of many people all over the world? Why make a day dedicated for love? That’s stupid. Shouldn’t we love everyone all year long (Disney psychotic thinking)?

Anyways, this Thursday is my anti-Valentines day on my blog. I got to come up with something. I shouldn’t reiterate any stories from the past, but do something REBELLIOUS!

By the way, to make this post sound more pleasant, there is one advantage of this Hallmark holiday. After Valentines day I get to rack up on chocolate candy that is on sale for 50 – 75% off at the stores (like I did after Christmas). I mean really, why have such a surplus of chocolate go wasted? There are people like me who will enjoy it gracefully in the office chair of their work.

If you disagree with me and think I am just being so negative then I dare you, and double dare you to just go up to someone you know who you don’t really like much but just an acquaintances of a sort, and give them a box of chocolates, and tell them happy Valentines day. Just do it and tell me on Thursday that that made you feel a bit better and you have served the purpose of the true meaning of why Valentines even started. Valentines day should be celebrated even with people who are not much liked (like me) and have everyone feel like they are wanted or thought about. Do it. Seriously, just go out now or tomorrow and buy a box of chocolates and plan to give it to them. Be nice! If you don’t, then really you are celebrating a selfish holiday and not spreading the love to everyone else that you know.

Either boycott it, or celebrate it to the max!

So, anyone out there going to give me chocolate? Please.. I will be waiting and I will love you forever. I am easily manipulated by chocolate.

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