My work place… women… divorced… have children… need a man… mission to find a man… but how… online dating sites!

When at least 3 or 4 women at my work place gather around, and I happen to be there hearing them, the conversation goes from work schedule to men. I sit there staring at them because I cannot engage in their conversation. I am like… ahh… I am staying out this! When I hear them I just laugh, and my eyes widen from the shock of the things that come out of their mouths. Then I say to my self, “Is there a hidden camera anywhere?”

The stories that they converse about are beyond unbelievable. I thought TV was fictional or over exaggerated real stories. Nop! Reality is even worse, and it is actually less shocking on TV or not even close to reality.

Since I don’t watch TV much at all, my work is becoming a lot more entertaining. Live entertainment, who can say no to that?

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Here is big fat question! I asked my mom today, “Why do so many (Arab) women gain incredible amount of weight after they get married and have kids? How is that appealing?”

Mom’s answer, “They are old and no one judges them at their age regarding the way they look. They have been married for so many years and their kids have kids now.”

So, it’s ok to be 50+ years old woman and weigh over 300 pounds? But it is NOT ok to be a healthy 20 something year old who’s skeletal structure is not popping out?

Where is the justice in our cultural system?

Then the older men that are reading this are secretly telling them selves, “Yes, that’s my wife and I am sleeping with her younger not obese friend!”

Women wake up!!

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I have started a poll a few days ago asking you guys if your life is missing something. So what is your first extinct? Mine was obviously missing a lot things, but I want to list these things. I want to know what I am missing and how to get them.

I have been feeling a bit lost this week and feeling that life is more than what we have now. I know that many people use the following philosophy, “I am content with what God gave me.” In my case, I believe that, but I also believe that I cannot stop and just feel content. I am not meant to stop, and there is more to “hope” for and look forward to. Life is an enigmatic journey that we try to plan and implement. Sometimes things are out of our hands, and other times we are obliged to do something about them.

So what am I missing? I need to figure that out the next few days and start doing something about them.

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I feel like laughing today. I am not sure why, but it seems that I need a good old laugh. Maybe even a little chuckle every now and then. I just need pure entertainment in my life because damn it people, life sucks ass and dumb people make it ever so amusing.

I have not done this in a while, and I need to regain my blog’s mojo. Therefore, I went through my site’s statistics of peoples’ keyword searches that landed them on my humble blog. Oh the ridiculousness.

Google Key Phrase Searches and My Answers

1. “arabic girl sleeping and woke up naked”
I read that and said, Jeez Louise! What kind of spell was casted to get her clothes off while she was passed out?

2. “why are arabs so ugly”
I am ugly. Does everyone agree?

3. “why am i like this”
Who ever wrote this asked the internet why they are like that? And they are supposed to get a correct response? My only response, because you suck!

4. “i hate capricorns”
I hate you too.

5. “how do you know me”
No no. The question is, HOW do you know ME?

6. “arab girl making point”
Us making a point? Well, usually we try to by thinking first, then making that point.

7. “who arab girls think are pretty”
I think everyone is beautiful, because God made them beautiful!

8. “what is sunnah wedding dress”
Dress that doesn’t show your cleavage and your ass.

9. “italians are arabs”
Well, if we go back to history, Italians are of Roman descent. Romans conquered the middle east, then those Arabs went all over the place and everyone started mating like wild monkeys and the gene pool spread out. So Italians can be Arabs and Arabs can be Italians. It’s the whole spreading the love thing through out ancient times.

10. “arab girl with doctor in office”
*Chuckle* Who the fuck comes up with this shit?

11. “arab girl freend program com”
No freend program for you! FAIL!

12. “i know something you dont know”
I know everything you don’t want to know!

13. “i am not the typical arab girl that you think i am”
Oh yah, do tell, and email me and let’s “talk!” Me like you already dudette!!

14. “dance of arabian mohajabat”
Mohajabat (vieled women) dance? The Blasphemy!! Do they have a special dance?

15. “why am i scared of arab people”
Because we look like you, a HUMAN BEING!

16. “any one share bed with arab girl”
And Google was supposed to answer that for you?

17. “what age do arabic boys have to marry”
When mommy says so!

18. “is 30 very old to get married for an arab woman”
Yes, and since I am 29 now, next year hopefully, my life would be over and I will be ancient and I should DIE of humility!!

19. “how do arabs show affection of love”
Good question. I don’t know.

20. “gırl arab to marry ı need lots of pıcture to see”
Let me guess, arranged marriage?

21. “beauty standards for women arabic”
White. Super skinny. Small nose. Fake eye brows. And if she can afford it, fake boobs and a well shaped huge ass.

22. “why are arab girls so hot?”
I thought earlier someone said that Arabs are ugly. MAKE UP YOUR MIND PEOPLE! Jeez!

23. “who are aquarians not compatible with”
Capricorns. Ask me, I KNOW!

24. “should a girl poke a guy on facebook”
LOOL! You are kidden me right? Poke him! Poke the hell out of him till he virtually does it back!

25. “why do we follow our heart”
It helps if you do, or you would be labeled as heartless. DUH!

26. “how do muslim girls have fair skin”
They are born with it, they don’t make it! Jeez! We are all different!

27. “im arab and people keep staring at me”
Maybe they are checking you out. Take the compliment!

28. “arabic girls want immgration”
Damn right they do! And to this side of the world, and they will marry any loser from here, even if he is a drunken Arab fool with the worse rep in town!

29. “why do arabs like dark skin girls?”
I thought they liked fair skin girl? Oh man.. make up your minds people! I am confused!

30. “arabs get engaged quickly”
Yep.. purely ridiculous; hence, people’s constant question, “do Arabs actually love?”

31. “why does arabic girls hav dark eyebrows”
Maybe because 98% of Arabs have dark hair… ???

32. “arranged marriage out of loneliness”
You mean arranged marriage was a result of loneliness.

33. “why arent there more arab people in my town”
Tell them to move there! Free Visa!! They will populate it so quickly!!!

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I guess being a blogger taught me a lot about life, especially friendships. You see, I feel that I am better off being friends with all of you, my daily readers, because the people I met in my life and was friends with for a short or even a long time really did not work out.

I don’t have a problem with people, but people have a problem with me and feel that they can use me or get whatever they want out of me, because I am too damn nice and selfless, and then treat me like left over bones. I am the last one on their list.

I don’t want to force anyone to make me one of their priorities in life. I am not selfish at all. I just feel that I am a bit more worth it. I want to feel that someone really appreciates my friendship because of the person I am. I am tired of people taking advantage of me or only think of me as a friend when they need something.

It’s funny the number of people that went after me, pretty much hounded me just so they can ask me for something. It sucks, and that’s the reason I am afraid or just unsure if I can ever trust anyone. However, virtually, through this blog, I feel that some of you people out there are a lot more appreciative of who I am. You are more appreciative and willing to listen to me and converse. I never experienced that before with any of the friends I had in the past.

No one ever wanted to listen to me, and I just kept it inside and stayed quiet. That’s why I am a very quiet person in real life. I try to talk, but I don’t know who to trust and if they are really willing to listen to me. It’s really hard to find a friend to listen to you, and that’s why I feel that all of us are living in the wrong places. Fortunately, this blog brought all of you and I together. So I feel a bit better I guess and not alone.

I know I am late in posting a song that I am enjoying listening to this week, but here it is. This song inspired me, and I really like the lead singer of OneRepublic. He is cute!

“All The Right Moves” by OneRepublic

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