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Pot heads, drunks, and fireworks

July 2nd, 2009

Should I move to this city? Seriously, look at the view of the city of Kelowna from barely top of one little mountain.

Yesterday was an official holiday in Canada, and everyone had the day off. Where do you think everyone was at? You guessed it, every beach in the area!

In the afternoon, we went to another town that is 20 minutes by car called Vernon. The place is gorgeous. The highway to there is right next to a lake called Kalamalka, which in Native means different colours. Something like that. So you can see multiple colours of blue. As we were driving, I snapped a couple of pictures of the lake and the amazing shades of blue.

We arrived at a beach in Vernon, and we ate lunch there on a picnic table. We brought with us egg salad and veggie & cheese sandwiches, lots of drinks, and fruits. The sun here burns your skin within 2 minutes. I usually don’t wear sun screen much, but I had to. My hands instantly turned red and I felt a burning sensation. I couldn’t believe how strong the UV rays from the sun are over here. The sand was even hotter. I couldn’t walk on the sand at all. I had to keep my sandals on. However, no humidity and the view is amazing!

Later at night, we went to downtown and we spent around 15 minutes looking for a parking spot. The tow truck drivers, most of them are Natives, had so much fun towing cars that are parked illegally. Did I mention that people in Kelowna can’t drive? They make up their own driving rules! You have to be extra careful and alert when driving around here.

So, we went to the park area where all the hotels and tourists are at. Did I mention that almost everyone in the city was there? Even from near by cities. What amazed me about last night is that I saw mostly old people, and drunk & doped up teenagers. I don’t really care if people get drunk, but little teens drunk? They were all walking along the park screaming, “Yaay Canada! Love Canada! Wohoo Canada!”

As it got darker, which was around 10:00 pm, more boats approached the middle of the lake. That is where the fireworks blasted from, and everyone wanted a front view of the action.

Like I said, the teenagers here are weird. My sister was so surprised that people around her age are a bit “weird.” She found everyone odd here. I don’t blame her. The people here are way more open, and the city is not as conservative as London. What happens if she went to Montreal again at her age now? That city is a bit crazy too!

I guess teenagers are celebrating pot country. What I noticed is that many bikers were here yesterday as well. The teenagers however were having a kick ass time in pot country. I snapped one of the teenagers that kept going back and forth with his herbal leaf flag. I guess he was proud to be high all the time.

Before the fireworks started, some drunk and overly high girl on her bicycle came by screaming, “Americans leave! This is fucking Canada day! Go back home! This is our country!” I looked at my sister and told her, “I think she was talking to you, because you are American. I wonder how she knew that?” My sister was born in USA and she didn’t like my comment. Go figure. She hates my sarcasm. :D

Anyways, this girl was something else. She stripped for everyone! It seems she just came from the beach and was all wet. She had sand stuck every where on her body. She kept screaming and complaining that the sand is stuck in certain cracks in her body, and she didn’t want anyone to look at her. She kept screaming, “DON’T FUCKING LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE FUCKING DON’T LOOK AT ME!” She was a drunk teenage stripper. I didn’t care really. By that time of the night, I was semi-high from inhaling all that pot. Every other person, even adults, were smoking it. Everyone knows me, I don’t need certain supplements to enhance my craziness and talking like a drunk. Caffeine is enough, but inhaling that shit made it worse!

Obviously, all this adventure scared the hell out of my sister. She kept huddling around us and kept saying, “I want to go home. I want mommy!” After the fireworks show, everyone there who wasn’t 100% drunk, got up and started walking really fast out of the park area. Hahaha!

It took us over an hour to get out of downtown, and my brother only lives 5 minutes away. The traffic was insane and so many cops, firetrucks, ambulances, and the news this morning reported that 40 people were arrested, and a boat got stolen too while we were there in that park. It was AWESOME! My sister didn’t think so, and in the car while driving back last night, I was talking so much and so hyper, she kept screaming at me and telling me to stop. I guess I scared her even more!

When we got back home, she was so scared, she started crying and demanded to go home to London. She never seen this craziness before. I told her, “Man, you live in Canada. You were born in the Western world! You think this was weird? This is normal! Get used to it!” :D

That was a fun Canada Day.

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Guess where in Canada I am at now!

June 29th, 2009

I am traveling somewhere in Canada! I am such a sneaky little devil. I waited till I boarded the plane and ready to leave before I told you all. I wrote this post last night, but timed it to be published now. If you are following my Twitter account and Twitpic album, then you will get updated live with some messages and pictures that I am FAR AWAY FROM THIS CITY and I AM NOT LYING!

*Doing a Mona dance*

Yes, I caved in, and I’m my little sister’s only escort to the west where my brother lives. I was forced to go, and I said last Monday morning, “Fine, I will go. This could be FUN cause I am sick and tired of being here! I will book it now for next week, because the tickets are a bit cheaper!” Yes, the west of Canada! Far far far away! 2443.99 miles or 3933.22 km from London!

I am not going to be telling anyone when I will be back, but it will be a while! :P

Expect the unexpected and lots of pics! :D

Leaving on a jet plane – chantal kreviazuk

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The media has been following me for over two decades

June 20th, 2009

Year: 1985
Age: 4.5 years
Height: 3′4″ or 101.6 cm
Location: The Arabian dessert
Time: 5:21 pm
Life’s Mission: To be elected the first Arabic female leader

This picture was shot while Mona was riding an Arabian horse as a symbol of a true Arabian knight. Her facial expression while speaking to the crowd shows the true essence of a benevolent leader.

Vote Mona 2009! Elections are still on!

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I think it is time for change!

June 16th, 2009

Since I got all the time in the world, I spend a significant amount of it searching for stuff to do online. Well, I am a sucker for graphic tutorials, and I try my best to do something new.

So, I got inspired from two things going on in the world this year:

1. Elections in various countries.
2. Political poster graphic tutorials.

I thought about a lot of things, and I wonder if there will ever be an Arab female in power. Will there be an Arabic female president? The female leader of an Arab speaking nation? Or better yet, a female leader of the Arab world!

I know, a thousand and one Arabs right this instance would want to kill me, but hey, I don’t care. It is my site, and I am running for change!

Should a female become president/leader of an Arab country?

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Picture here of what I was originally wearing. I sent it via phone to Twitpic earlier.

Fight the power!!

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The modern Arab way of sexual selection

June 12th, 2009

It’s funny when you are as picky as me, and you think you are doing it for obvious religious purposes, or for healthy lifestyles, or for pure personality compatibilities. Unfortunately, you end up with no one wanting you!


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I don’t ask for much, but I learned a lot from a little experiment I did. I am a very inactive member of Arab Lounge. It is a dating, friendship, etc, website. It doesn’t matter how you label it; it is a stupid useless site. The reason I am inactive, or seldom log into it, because it has too many creeps and liars.

People like me are the reason it seems that Arab Lounge is kind of losing business. The other day, I got an email from them saying that sending messages (emails) within the site are free now. Free!!! That was 1/2 the purpose of paying for membership. You want to either send messages to a person who’s profile you like, or chat with them using the IM built in. So now FREE messages? I read that email and I laughed hysterically. I think I am one of the reasons this happened. I am anal about finding a mate, that paying membership fees to send a shout out to someone is kind of waste of time and money. Especially that I cannot believe half the crap that guys write on there.

For example, religiously, a Muslim is not allowed to drink. Don’t even get me started on that lying episode. So, I just weeded out 55% of the Arab-Muslim guys on there. Then, I am more anal, and I don’t like guys who smoke. I hate smoke! You try kissing a smoker! GROSS after 10 seconds! So, I just weeded out another 35% of the guys on there.

Who are the last 10%? Yep, you guessed it! Arab guys who don’t like a confident and truthful gal like me!

I didn’t want to waste my time, or any guy’s time, because I am oh so considerate. So, I just wrote the following on the about me or in my words section:

From the day I wrote that a few weeks ago, and posted it on my profile, I have not gotten a single person sending me some stupid flirt, messaging me, or bothering to chat while I am online, if ever. My honesty has lead me to weed out every single guy on a huge website such as Arab Lounge, that has thousands of members trying to search for their soul mates.

Wohooo!! Now you wonder why I complain about Arabs. My experiment worked!

If I was not attractive at all, or even so ugly, then I would understand why they would not talk to me at all. However, most of you know how I look like now from my Twitter page, or from the announcement on Facebook a couple of days ago. So I am not scary looking. AND!! don’t tell me it is that age thing! Most girls and guys on there are way over 30, and half the girls on there lie about their age anyways. Why do girls lie about their age? When we were 15, we told people we were 18. When we become 35 or 40, we would tell others we are 29.

Ohhhh!! Speaking of the devil! Arab women, who are obviously my mom’s age or around there, are all 40 or 41 years old! Their kids are College/University graduates and married, but the moms are still in their early 40’s! Mom tells me this about them, “I think they got married when they were all 14 or 15. Too bad that some of them I knew when I was growing up, and they were older than me and married around the same time or after. Kind of funny if you think about how much lying people like that do every day. They also teach their daughters to do the same. And those ladies got more obvious wrinkles than me!”

Hahaha.. my mom can be funny sometimes. Just sometimes! :D

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