Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Oh … my …. God!!

Some guy just emailed me just now saying,

Subject: requast

Message:

Dear frind
i am rech to office now and you do not send the emailto me way u r hangry from me trust me i want to frindship with u tru and tru frindship no joking no losing your time i need u please please please just best frindship

I replied back saying,

Hahahahahaha!!

Oh you guys…. lol So silly!!

Updated: January 28, 2011. He replied back saying the follow:

Dear
you r very maghrorr but way i dont no lisagien one thing evry one have a life if u r yang
so evry one yang if u r butyfull so we r also butyfull its not big matter

OK
Thanks
i dont send email to u in futrue

Tell me not to laugh ok!!

I remember the day when I used to be hated a lot cause of the things I wrote on here. That’s why I stopped commenting on other people’s blogs or getting involved in the entire Arab blogsphere. I was hated, and with a passion. If you still hate me, I love you too! Another blog post from the past that I wrote on October 30, 2007. My favorite!

PS. People I knew stole my pictures from Facebook (before I made my fun separate blog account), and they made hate blogs against me. That’s when I knew I didn’t want the glamor and prestige of being an outspoken blogger. I just wanted to be me. Please note, I wasn’t drunk (God forbid) or anything. I was just extremely high on sugar when I wrote the post. Every time I read it I LMAO! (original blog post link)

I finally saw the light of hate! Hallelujah!

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Oh my lord! Dear Lord! Our one and only savior! I finally found the light. Thank you Lord for showing me the light! I finally know how it feels to be the celebrity I was meant to be! I always knew you had a special place for me in this internet world to be hated and loved equally. Thank you Lord for the balance and the equality! You are surely the one and only Lord with all the power! Thank you God! Amen to that. Hallelujah! May the Lord guide me into the star lights of internet fame. I finally know how it feels to be hated and rumors spreading around using my name. Oh the lord has finally showed me the light into the heart of people who love to hate me. To put words into my mouth and comment under my name for their enjoyment. What fools you are and those who believe you! Oh Lord may he bless you haters for increasing my fan base. Let there be haters oh Lord as much as there are lovers. Hallelujah! Amen to that! Let there be equal joy and prosperity to all of God’s creatures! The spot light is so much to bare. I can’t handle the fame. I think I am becoming, oh Lord, don’t let me say, POPULAR! I am getting blinded by the light of the fame. Hallelujah ma brothers and ma sisters. Amen!

I now know how Britney Spears feels.

I now know how Paris Hilton feels.

I now know how Lindsey Lohan feels.

I now know how Hillary Clinton feels

I now know how George W. Bush feels

Let the lord bless you haters for spreading the name of my site. Your breathtaking sites filled with great words of wisdom is not just funny and entertaining, it fucking increased my web hits by 500%! May the lord bless your hateful hearts towards me and let the Rebellion begin!

The Rebellion has begun my Lord! It finally begun!

Amen! Hallelujah! I saw the light. Thank you Lord!

Let the lord continue his blessing amongst you haters and my POPULARITY to boost!

I love you all! I FUCKING love you all!

I will not post the links of those low lives. I will just sit back and enjoy the hate and the web site hits!

PS. With this prayer you have read with me, we need to take a moment of silence to thank the Lord for this blessing. Amen!

Re-Read the prayer 10 times, and your popularity will also boost. Thank the lord for all his blessings. Amen!

When it is a time of stress, you stress. Then there are times when you want to blow up, but you join a gym, learn to breath out all your anger, and no longer complain.

I think I mastered all that by now.

I have been trying to slow down in life. I think I want so much right now that I am missing the bigger picture. I am not enjoying life although I should be. I am not seeing the beauty of it, and I am just stressing over anything. I have a horrible temper when I get home. It is because I cannot release all that anger at work, I do it at home.

Now I release by sweating like a pig. I know it is haram and pure sin to sweat like a pig, but should I be sweating like a horse? Do horses sweat?

Anyways, I will stop being funny. I am bad at it.

However, I want to complain about something. You see, in this prodigious Internet world I chat with many different people because of Facebook and Twitter. What I found out that there is a huge language barrier between me and everyone else. I speak two languages people. One is called Arabic. I know it fluently and I can converse in it. The other is English, I am bilingual. I learned English & Arabic at the same time. So English is not my second language. Both languages I am fairly good at and I can hold up a conversation for more than 5 minutes. Sometimes I use Arabinglish, but who doesn’t combine two ore more languages if they know them all?

Anyways, so my point is, don’t talk to me in English if you can barely speak it. I understand you want to impress me, but I am not easily impressed. I am easily amused though, but not impressed. I am also pretty dumb. I do not “get it.” Whatever you are trying to tell me in English I do not get because:

1. Your grammar sucks.
2. Your sentences don’t make sense.
3. You use the wrong English words thinking it is funny.

Sorry I am being mean. Wait, I am never sorry to be one at all! I am pretty mean and stop talking to me in a language you cannot speak. I READ AND SPEAK ARABIC! So communicate with me that way. I am not Arabic illiterate although I may seem to be. Also, I am not vanilla in English, so don’t use big words like inveterate or truculent. I am a simple person. Just say hi to me and I am 100% satisfied. Also, I have a short attention span and I don’t like to read anything, so “HI” is enough!

I like to write a lot though. Thanks for reading my blog. You are super duper fabulous!

Have a wonderful day!

It didn’t take a genius to figure this out, but since I am labeled as arrogant and self observed, then I am a genius! NOT! But I understand why you people don’t comment on my blog anymore. I am bad blogger and I socialize on social networks more than I can collect my thoughts and spit it out in one place like I used to. Most of you are on Twitter and Facebook anyways! I know the pain of commenting on blogs, and honestly, I don’t blame you. I am bad my self.

Hence, for the other 50% that don’t socialize through social networks with me know better than to comment no my blog. I don’t comment or read your blog. Sorry. I am a horrible human being. I have the attention span of a molecule, and I don’t keep up. I don’t have an RSS reader. I don’t have a favorite blog anymore that I am obsessed with. Moreover, if my blog is your favorite, then I do apologize that I didn’t kiss you today and yesterday and the day before.

Anyways, what’s new with me? Well, I decided to the join the gym. After being a lazy ass for the past 2.5 years and stuck in job that I do not like, then I need to exhaust my self after work and release all my negative energy. So far so good. I release a lot!

On a happier note, summer is almost here!! And I want to go on vacation somewhere that is NOT in Canada! I need to renew my passport. Hmmm… that will take me another month of actually doing it because I am lazy and queen procrastinator. Also, I want to go somewhere where I can walk around. Like a huge ass city and I get to see people and go see things. I want to SEE things! I want to not CODE AT ALL or be on a computer!

Maybe I will find love in an exotic place. Wait, I need to stop day dreaming eh? Finding a nice Arab man in an exotic place? Yah.. ok. But I am serious. Maybe it is time I settle down with Mr. Right. Unfortunately, he has not found me yet. I think he may have gotten hit by a truck and my luck is over. Oh well, at least being single and not “committed” to anyone and no one to drive me crazy and control me is a good thing. I don’t like being controlled at all.

One person on Facebook told me that I am such a challenge to deal with and “the one” has to be handle a “tough” girl. Well, I am just very opinionated, always has been, and I like to make my own decisions. I also don’t like to be controlled or asked, “Where were you? Why did you buy this? Why you don’t listen to me?” BLAH BLAH BLAH! And then compares me to other “behaved” Arab girls who “listen” to their man. BLAH! You want to be treated the same? Cuz I can be a total bitch too.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, I joined the gym. I wish someone went to the gym with me and we could have fun sweating together!

Love you all. Have a wonderful day! Thanks for reading my blog and being a good love. I wish I can talk and hug every single one of you.

I would stop blogging and just end this site, but I can’t. I feel it is a part of me and I just can’t let go. It is like my baby! Blog baby!

Anyways, I have been having a horrible week. My work sucks ass. I work with a bunch of crazy people. I don’t even want to discuss it anymore than that. Crazy crazy. I am learning to ignore people at work really well.

So what’s new with the world? I spent it being pissed off that I don’t read news, don’t care but watch pointless TV shows so I don’t think or bother with the world. Ahh, life is tough for a rebellious arab girl. I am discovering that I am far too rebellious that I need to tone it down and not bother with anything. I want to stop caring about the world and everything in it and just focus on the number one priority, me.

It’s good to be self absorbed sometimes.