Some guy just emailed me just now saying,

Subject: requast

Message:

Dear frind
i am rech to office now and you do not send the emailto me way u r hangry from me trust me i want to frindship with u tru and tru frindship no joking no losing your time i need u please please please just best frindship

I replied back saying,

Hahahahahaha!!

Oh you guys…. lol So silly!!

Updated: January 28, 2011. He replied back saying the follow:

Dear
you r very maghrorr but way i dont no lisagien one thing evry one have a life if u r yang
so evry one yang if u r butyfull so we r also butyfull its not big matter

OK
Thanks
i dont send email to u in futrue

Tell me not to laugh ok!!

PS. People I knew stole my pictures from Facebook (before I made my fun separate blog account), and they made hate blogs against me. That’s when I knew I didn’t want the glamor and prestige of being an outspoken blogger. I just wanted to be me. Please note, I wasn’t drunk (God forbid) or anything. I was just extremely high on sugar when I wrote the post. Every time I read it I LMAO! (original blog post link)

I finally saw the light of hate! Hallelujah!

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Oh my lord! Dear Lord! Our one and only savior! I finally found the light. Thank you Lord for showing me the light! I finally know how it feels to be the celebrity I was meant to be! I always knew you had a special place for me in this internet world to be hated and loved equally. Thank you Lord for the balance and the equality! You are surely the one and only Lord with all the power! Thank you God! Amen to that. Hallelujah! May the Lord guide me into the star lights of internet fame. I finally know how it feels to be hated and rumors spreading around using my name. Oh the lord has finally showed me the light into the heart of people who love to hate me. To put words into my mouth and comment under my name for their enjoyment. What fools you are and those who believe you! Oh Lord may he bless you haters for increasing my fan base. Let there be haters oh Lord as much as there are lovers. Hallelujah! Amen to that! Let there be equal joy and prosperity to all of God’s creatures! The spot light is so much to bare. I can’t handle the fame. I think I am becoming, oh Lord, don’t let me say, POPULAR! I am getting blinded by the light of the fame. Hallelujah ma brothers and ma sisters. Amen!

I now know how Britney Spears feels.

I now know how Paris Hilton feels.

I now know how Lindsey Lohan feels.

I now know how Hillary Clinton feels

I now know how George W. Bush feels

Let the lord bless you haters for spreading the name of my site. Your breathtaking sites filled with great words of wisdom is not just funny and entertaining, it fucking increased my web hits by 500%! May the lord bless your hateful hearts towards me and let the Rebellion begin!

The Rebellion has begun my Lord! It finally begun!

Amen! Hallelujah! I saw the light. Thank you Lord!

Let the lord continue his blessing amongst you haters and my POPULARITY to boost!

I love you all! I FUCKING love you all!

I will not post the links of those low lives. I will just sit back and enjoy the hate and the web site hits!

PS. With this prayer you have read with me, we need to take a moment of silence to thank the Lord for this blessing. Amen!

Re-Read the prayer 10 times, and your popularity will also boost. Thank the lord for all his blessings. Amen!

I think I mastered all that by now.

I have been trying to slow down in life. I think I want so much right now that I am missing the bigger picture. I am not enjoying life although I should be. I am not seeing the beauty of it, and I am just stressing over anything. I have a horrible temper when I get home. It is because I cannot release all that anger at work, I do it at home.

Now I release by sweating like a pig. I know it is haram and pure sin to sweat like a pig, but should I be sweating like a horse? Do horses sweat?

Anyways, I will stop being funny. I am bad at it.

However, I want to complain about something. You see, in this prodigious Internet world I chat with many different people because of Facebook and Twitter. What I found out that there is a huge language barrier between me and everyone else. I speak two languages people. One is called Arabic. I know it fluently and I can converse in it. The other is English, I am bilingual. I learned English & Arabic at the same time. So English is not my second language. Both languages I am fairly good at and I can hold up a conversation for more than 5 minutes. Sometimes I use Arabinglish, but who doesn’t combine two ore more languages if they know them all?

Anyways, so my point is, don’t talk to me in English if you can barely speak it. I understand you want to impress me, but I am not easily impressed. I am easily amused though, but not impressed. I am also pretty dumb. I do not “get it.” Whatever you are trying to tell me in English I do not get because:

1. Your grammar sucks.
2. Your sentences don’t make sense.
3. You use the wrong English words thinking it is funny.

Sorry I am being mean. Wait, I am never sorry to be one at all! I am pretty mean and stop talking to me in a language you cannot speak. I READ AND SPEAK ARABIC! So communicate with me that way. I am not Arabic illiterate although I may seem to be. Also, I am not vanilla in English, so don’t use big words like inveterate or truculent. I am a simple person. Just say hi to me and I am 100% satisfied. Also, I have a short attention span and I don’t like to read anything, so “HI” is enough!

I like to write a lot though. Thanks for reading my blog. You are super duper fabulous!

Have a wonderful day!

Hence, for the other 50% that don’t socialize through social networks with me know better than to comment no my blog. I don’t comment or read your blog. Sorry. I am a horrible human being. I have the attention span of a molecule, and I don’t keep up. I don’t have an RSS reader. I don’t have a favorite blog anymore that I am obsessed with. Moreover, if my blog is your favorite, then I do apologize that I didn’t kiss you today and yesterday and the day before.

Anyways, what’s new with me? Well, I decided to the join the gym. After being a lazy ass for the past 2.5 years and stuck in job that I do not like, then I need to exhaust my self after work and release all my negative energy. So far so good. I release a lot!

On a happier note, summer is almost here!! And I want to go on vacation somewhere that is NOT in Canada! I need to renew my passport. Hmmm… that will take me another month of actually doing it because I am lazy and queen procrastinator. Also, I want to go somewhere where I can walk around. Like a huge ass city and I get to see people and go see things. I want to SEE things! I want to not CODE AT ALL or be on a computer!

Maybe I will find love in an exotic place. Wait, I need to stop day dreaming eh? Finding a nice Arab man in an exotic place? Yah.. ok. But I am serious. Maybe it is time I settle down with Mr. Right. Unfortunately, he has not found me yet. I think he may have gotten hit by a truck and my luck is over. Oh well, at least being single and not “committed” to anyone and no one to drive me crazy and control me is a good thing. I don’t like being controlled at all.

One person on Facebook told me that I am such a challenge to deal with and “the one” has to be handle a “tough” girl. Well, I am just very opinionated, always has been, and I like to make my own decisions. I also don’t like to be controlled or asked, “Where were you? Why did you buy this? Why you don’t listen to me?” BLAH BLAH BLAH! And then compares me to other “behaved” Arab girls who “listen” to their man. BLAH! You want to be treated the same? Cuz I can be a total bitch too.

ON A POSITIVE NOTE, I joined the gym. I wish someone went to the gym with me and we could have fun sweating together!

Love you all. Have a wonderful day! Thanks for reading my blog and being a good love. I wish I can talk and hug every single one of you.

Anyways, I have been having a horrible week. My work sucks ass. I work with a bunch of crazy people. I don’t even want to discuss it anymore than that. Crazy crazy. I am learning to ignore people at work really well.

So what’s new with the world? I spent it being pissed off that I don’t read news, don’t care but watch pointless TV shows so I don’t think or bother with the world. Ahh, life is tough for a rebellious arab girl. I am discovering that I am far too rebellious that I need to tone it down and not bother with anything. I want to stop caring about the world and everything in it and just focus on the number one priority, me.

It’s good to be self absorbed sometimes.

He said,

You okay? You haven’t posted on your blog for a few days, and the last post was about suicide, albeit of the vegetable kind.

I didn’t even think of it that way. I just thought is was a hilarious clip! I am easily amused.

Anyways, why the lack of updates?

You see, I don’t know if I am lazy, or busy. I think since I am so busy, I turn to a sloth by dinner time and I don’t have anything to say. Plus, I don’t really converse much with people, so my stories are pretty limited. Believe me, less headache the past year because I don’t have to deal with people’s stories and them abusing my friendship.

Anyways, I discovered lately why I am a bad student or even was in University. I like to learn, don’t get me wrong. I am a procrastinator, obviously. But my problem is that I have zero attention span. Even if I start any school work early, I cannot get my self to complete it. I don’t feel any pressure then. I only work with pressure hovering over my head. That’s when I know I have to do it, NOW!

Haha.. yah! One more year and I will get certified! So awesome!

It is funny that when I started to take continuing education, and you guys know my mom, a typical Arab lady who brags, that the other Arab moms are replying back, “oh, well my daughter does it too! Oh no no, they are doing their masters!” Hmm, did I miss something? Sure, but I have some people or find people on Facebook and you know Facebook, brag town, and they are doing shit. But you know me guys, believing some people is like believing in green aliens!

But I do believe in red aliens!

This video is far too cute!!

I can’t believe it folks, but seriously,

1. 30 years and still kicking old school style! (my birthday)

2. 5 years and blabbering online and liking it. (blog birthday)

What have I learned?

Well, a lot of people have asked me over the blogging years what I have gained from all this. Well, simple. I gained nothing but a headache. However, you all know me, I like the attention and the insults. It just shows how badly the internet is infested with morons who like to throw their crap around. They really leave a bad smell and make me appear like an angel with flaming wings! (hungry?)

Ok ok!! Enough of being oh so negative! Today rocks, and you all know it. My blog has survived many hurdles. A lot of people told me to just ignore it. I did not do that in the beginning life of my blog on Dec 23, 2005. It was just a normal blog, talking about normal things. However, as days passed, a lot more people around me started pissing me off. They hated what I wrote on here, and I saw the true side of some people. That’s fine, and my true side was never hidden. I just elaborated it more on this blog with Arabic eloquence and grace.

Finally, all I can really say after my messed up post thus far is the following:

I thank every single one of you for reading my blog and joining the conversation. Over the years I tried many methods or different ideas to add to this blog. However, what I found that straight up one to many conversations are a lot better. (computer talk here!)

Thank you all. The haters. The lovers. Old friends who may or may not read this blog anymore. All of you, thank you. It’s the least that I can say to everyone.

P.S. If I win the lottery on Friday, I am turning this blog to a happy zone; otherwise, you are stuck with little old blabbering me!

I looked everywhere. Every store, 711, gas station, mall, black market. I JUST COULDN’T FIND IT!

I still had that hope to find it. I didn’t want to give up, because I felt like it was my mission to get it! So I thought of ruthless ways of getting it. Stealing, cheating, even harmless almost murder like maneuvers. BUT I JUST COULDN’T DO IT!

Then one day, I got a comment or two, or let’s say a hint or two to how to get it. They suggested an “auction” house. I was like no friggen way! Who the hell wants to do get rid of it there? They want to sell it for the highest bidder? I was like fine, fine, triple fine. I will try my luck!

I went there, but all I found were other people who are trying to get it too! They were hoping that someone sitting on their chair, in a critical moment where it is still attached to them, drop on the floor on all fours and just give it away! Like “black” magic!

Oh well, I decided to settle with what I got then, even if it is not that great. I got to settle for what I got and stop trying to GET ONE from anywhere!

By the way, anyone else that uses their God given wisdom and tells me to get a life, then I demand that you give me yours NOW since you think yours is way better. Butt-face!

The lady on the phone explained to me my loans. The one loan to be exact, the student one that I do not have much left to pay for. I said, “I have money in the bank, not that much loan left to pay off, so why do I need the credit?”

She hesitated and said, “Well, it is true. You do have money in the bank, but you need more.”

I said, “Ok? For what?”

She said, “If you need to make a large purchase or down payment.”

I said, “I have enough for a down payment for maybe a house if I wanted to, so??”

She said, “I guess you don’t need it now, I can call back in the end of the month when you think about it some more.”

I guess that’s why we have caller id’s on our cell phones and home phones people.

PS. If she was giving me the money for free, or there was a HUGE BUG in the system and they mistakenly did not add up something right in my account, then I would be all like, “Dude, I need a vacation, hook me up!!”