I was going to be fired..
Just for a day and re-hired tomorrow morning! Isn’t that the highlight for everyone’s Monday morning eh? 
So, during sessions at work, I have to move my friggen computer out of the place that I usually work in because they need the big huge room. So, I move equipment back and forth. So annoying and I feel like I am in Office Space the movie.
Therefore, this morning, I was at work around 7:30 am, alone, and I wanted to move my stuff back. I moved everything, and lastly was my computer. Which is one of those iMac’s 27inch crapintoshes. You know what I mean. So, I was walking, moving along and I got close to where I was going to place it, and bam, I hit the side of it and it scratched it and left a long running mark of scratch in the top right hand corner. Little piece of glass fell on the table, and my heart stopped!
It STOPPED!
I didn’t swear, I didn’t say anything, but I was like IT’S MONDAY!! AND I SPENT ALL WEEKEND WORKING FOR THIS COMPANY AT HOME!
So I put the computer down, I turned it on, and I thought to my self, I can live with this. I will keep this as a mark for MOVING ME TOO MUCH!
I went around saying oh crap, oh crap, oh creap! PLEASE! NO ONE GET MAD AT ME! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Then the boss came and I told her, “Please don’t get mad at me!” She said, “Why, what happened?” So I told her and she said, “It is still under warranty and maybe they can do something.”
I said, “I can live with this..”
Then later at noon, the other boss was telling the other programmer to let me break his code before we release it. I then jumped in and said, “I can break stuff!! Look at what I did to the computer here!”
He said, “what did you do!!”
So I showed him and he said, “I am calling you duck tape Mona from now on.”
I was like, hehe.
Later, I told the ladies that I got an Optometrist appointment right after work, and one said, “That’s so ironic after what you did this morning!” I laughed.. hehe.
So, I went to the Optometirst, and remember guys when I wrote that article about a month ago saying that I was promised a cute guy? DAMN RIGHT I WAS! And the funny thing is, he was not Arab, but HE LOOKED 100% Arab! Impossible! He was dark skinned, dark eyed, had all the Arab features one would think about, but he WASN’T! Weird eh? And he was not Latino.. which made it seem ever weirder! He then told me, “Do you know so and so from my home town?” I said, “No, I am from this city.” He said, “I swear you two look like sisters.”
Ok!! 
Anyways, so it turns out I am more than blind. I am blind near sided and far sided. The dude said that maybe I should get bifocals because you guys all know, I am 20 years older than my age and I am withering and dying as we speak. The other suggestion is I wear contacts and buy cheap reading glasses on top of that that will help my eye strain and I can focus more.
That’s how sad my life has become. I need a new job where I don’t stare at the computer screen all day and smash crapintoshes! 
Blah Blah, Funny, Random Thoughts, Ranting as usual!, They said what?, Whatever!
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I saw interviews of her after she was crowned (I didn’t watch the live show), and I was not really impressed. Yes, she is pretty, but the way she talked and her perception of life really did not interest me at all. 
