It’s here again!! Questions and questions that people searched through Google, and somehow ended up on my site instead. I feel bad for you! If I did answer your question somehow in one of my posts and you were satisfied, then dear Lord!! I do have all the answers to the mystical lifestyles of Arabs! I will give a better answer on this post anyways.

I gathered only questions (so all ended with ‘?’) from searches to my site this time from Google. People want answers to them!! Ah.. so demanding.

1. Can Arabs have fair skin?

Well, I don’t see why not. We are a mix of everything you know. We are the MIDDLE east.

2. Why Arabs are backward?

If I answer this question, I will start getting hate mail from some idiots who’s names sound male like and Arabic.

3. Is it possible to feel an instant connection to someone?

Yah, I had that feeling before. None of them worked out. So don’t believe it.

4, What it mean if a girl say sorry?

She means sorry. Does everything a girl say has to have a double meaning?

5. Why is using your conscience a good thing?

I don’t know. It seems an ok safe thing you know. Try it!

6. Is it typical for an Arab to introduce you to his family?

Yah. Sort of. You got to meet the entire family because you will eventually marry into that entire family! Have you seen “My Big Fat Greek Wedding?” Pretend that movie is “My Big Fat Arab Wedding.” It is exactly the same lifestyle!

7. Are Arabs good looking?

Well, in every culture and ethnicity, there is the pretty, the ugly, and pretty ugly. We are no different! And if I show you some pictures of Arab singers and actors, then you would say, “Why are Arabs so damn good looking?!”

8. Why Arabs cannot pronounce p?

It’s not in our alphabet! That’s why Arabs who learn English as adults say it B instead of P.

9. Why do we get angry or annoyed with the person we love?

Because if we don’t, then we have nothing to talk about with them.

10. Would a Capricorn male end a relationship without a good bye?

Capricorn males and females are the same. So yes, we would end it without a good bye because we are considerate to your feelings of being rejected.

11. Why does my family wants me to marry a girl I don’t want?

If you are Arab, then I understand your pain. Move away, don’t say you want to ever get married till your 40, and then your parents would not care anymore who you marry or if you marry anymore.

12. What should I do if a girl is staring at me?

Stare back at her, and roll your eyes. That seems to always work!

13. What to do when someone insults you and you cant say anything to them?

Roll your eyes then flip them off!

14. What can u do if your husband is always angry at you?

Nothing. Most likely he is angry or acts angry because he is cheating on you, and wants any excuse to divorce you.

15. Does this Arab guy like me or something?

I don’ t know. Go ask him. Why did you come to my site trying to find an answer to that?

16. Why do western men dislike Arab girls?

Really? I don’t think so, because I have the opposite problem. Arab guys dislike me and westerners like me.

17. Why do people strive for perfection?

Because it is the only thing they can strive for and never reach. So they keep on trying and trying.

18. Why Arabs need to marry Arabs?

Language and cultural thing, and like I kept mentioning a million times. You are marrying the entire family, and not just the person!

19. How to please an Arab girls parents?

Be charming, rich, and say yes to everything!

20. What is peculiar about being an Arab?

Oh! Do I have to answer this? Because if I do, hell will break lose and hate mail from those anal people again will pour down on me like acid rain!

21. Where can I find a decent Palestinian guy?

You tell me, because I can’t find one!!

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The social networking scene around the world is dramatically reacting to the Nobel Peace Prize that US President Barrack Obama received a couple of days ago. So many people are ecstatic about it, and not asking themselves, “why?” I find it hilarious that he won the Prize based only on his campaign and future visions of peace, and better political ties with other nations. You know what would be even funnier? That everything he promised he would not be able to accomplish fully during his presidency!

If that happens, would they revoke the prize?

Anyways, so you can win a Nobel Peace Prize for only having a vision of a good future. Wow, well then. I need to get started on mine. Let me continue my campaign that I started a few months back.

Vote for the Rebellious Arab Girl today!

1. She promises you peace in the middle east!

2. She promises you democracy in each Arab country with 4 – 6 year election time frames with citizens voting new leaderships!

3. She promises you a separation between religion and the state!

4. She promises you no more visa requirements for Arabs to visit other Arab countries!

5. She promises you Palestine to return to its rightful owners!

6. She promises you government funding for each Arab University to allow and contribute their scientific research to the world!

7. She promises you equality in the work force between the sexes!

Well, after I wrote all these promises out, I slapped my self silly and told my self, “Mona, are you on crack?”

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I got this very cute email this afternoon regarding my post from two days ago. I found the email to be really funny actually. I like straight to the point girls, and I even got a potential sister-in-law!

Zaineb said,

That is not an unreasonable request! And an Arab man who does chores and doesn’t mind his wife working all day is not a loser because the men in my family are all like that. If you want I can hook u up lol! My bro is 6′2″ dark hair, green eyes & very sweet. He is a police officer…. he is 26.. perfect for u, you need someone a little younger to have energy to argue haha…. and he needs a woman to smack him around. I know these are the kinds of e-mails u hate but imma end it anyway. Sorry!

I’ll send a pic when I get home…. unless u don’t want to see….. or u can see just out of curiosity. hit me back!

I answered her that I am not interested, but the physical attributes are really nice now that I think of it! Meoow! As for hooking me up people, I can find someone my self! As long as the guy is daring enough to come up to me and say, “Yo, Rebellious Arab Girl, I am not a typical Arab, and I don’t like Arab’s backwards mentality!!” Then I would be all over him!

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I don’t think I ever liked highschool and even a majority of my University courses. I blame my dislike to wierdo teachers that I can never remember their names, and the fact that listening to a boring teacher was not a very memorable experience.

For those of you who don’t know, I have a brother that is 4.5 years my senior, and I have a little sister that is half my age. I call her the mistake! Totally spread out freaky family I tell ya! Not so typical Arab! Anyways, this year, she just started highschool. A totally different world in her mindset. However, to me it was a nightmare. I hated highschool. I hated everything about it. I just completely blanked it out from my memory when I finished it. Unfortunately, my sister is attending now the same highschool I graduated from, and oh my oh my, she keeps reiterating the same thing over and over: MONA, DID YOU HAVE THIS TEACHER?

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Every single day she asks me the same questions, and I answer her the same thing, I don’t remember teacher’s names! Maybe if I saw a picture then I can recall the semester of boredom. Otherwise, I could care less who they were. And if they aren’t Science, Math, or English teachers, then don’t think I would ever remember! To me, highschool was a very dark time in my life. It was a time where I spent a majority of it staring frantically at gorgeous guys, and also sitting in the last row staring at the clock above the door second by second till the bell rang.

I hated highschool. I aced it, but I hated it.

I need to seriously stop talking like a teenager and grow up. I also hated a majority of my University courses. And if the course didn’t require attendance, I didn’t go to it! All the lecture notes or slides were online. Why did I need to go to class in order for someone to read off the slides?

Anyways, there is a real reason why I hated highschool. In my last year of highschool, more and more Arabs started attending my school, and they all pissed me off. When one Arab knew you, the entire Arab population knew you and talked shit about you. It seems that Arabs can only survive their day by gossiping or else they will die! That’s why I really hated my highschool.

In conclusion, my sister is driving me crazy, but now, I don’t mind helping her with her homework. She is at a more advanced level that I can remember all the stuff she is taking now. Oh plant sciences! It is truly boring learning the process of photosynthesis. When will she get to more interesting stuff like human physiology!

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I am not that young! I keep getting the ladies at work calling me hon! Or dear! And asking if I still live at home! OMG! Yah, welcome to my life now. I work with all grownups. The only ones that look young, because they are young, are the technical people. Which is me and someone else! The rest of the office are middle aged or almost retirement age ladies. Some even got grand kids! I still need someone to take care of me. You think I do my own laundry?

Good thing I realized from the beginning that I cannot converse with them. I don’t even converse much with anyone because I am so busy all day long to do that. Anyways, I am single. I don’t wear the wedding ring that symbolizes the eternal attachment to some lunatic guy who will accept such a crazy girl like me. And worse, I look like a 20 or 21 year old!

Bohoo! I want to grow up! I know I will not get wrinkles till I am 50 like my mom, unlike such fair skinned people who get wrinkles when they are 30. Jeez! Also, I will not start using the phrase, “25 years ago I graduated from University” till much later in life, but dammit!!!! I am 28, almost 29 years old! I know I cannot engage in a conversation about a husband, kids, mortgage, house expenses, but I can talk about … hmm … I can talk about … hmm.. ok I give up. To be normal I got to get married ASAP. Where can I find such a loser Arab guy who will accept me working 8.5 hours a day, and getting home dead tired to do anything else? Who wants to do the chores!!

Ahh.. I feel like I am soon going to have to grow up to fit in into this grownup society. Maybe I will think about this blog post again when I am 30. Let me enjoy the rest of my 20’s for now!

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