I got a lame ass email this morning, and I was not in a good mood with my constant sneezing and watery eyes. Damn allergies! So I replied to this idiot, and he keeps saying the same thing over and over. I keep yawning with discontent from the lameness of his emails. He keeps replying back with bad English with the same thought. He thinks that a bunch of words can hurt me. He was so lovey dovey and suddenly turned to a lame ass excuse for a human being.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 12:41 PM
subject hello
mailed-by live.com

hi,dear how u doing ? i hope u fine i really liked u so mach since i read ur personal information and when i saw ur nice face and nice body i really liked to become firends i send u so many emails but still no respond i dont know why ur doing this ? dear when ever u reccive my email plz try to respond to me i love u really i am not joking i all ways thing about u with out u dear i will be in bad situation really plz let me see ur respond and thank u by . i hope for u long life .

from Mona - Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 1:07 PM
subject Re: hello
mailed-by gmail.com

Do not email me again. This is the stupidest email I have ever read.

Bye.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:11 PM
subject FW: hello
mailed-by live.com

fack u, u stubid gril u bech who u thing ur i know people like u fac

from Mona - Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:12 PM
subject Re: FW: hello
mailed-by gmail.com

Learn to speak English. That was horrible.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:14 PM
subject lol
mailed-by live.com

lol what u know englsh what a facking gril ur bech

from Mona - Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:15 PM
subject Re: lol
mailed-by gmail.com

Lame.

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:17 PM
subject fack
mailed-by live.com

let me facku to night u bech

from Mona - Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:18 PM
subject Re: fack
mailed-by gmail.com

*yawn*

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:20 PM
subject f
mailed-by live.com

are u ready to to fack u u bech ?

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
subject k
mailed-by live.com

i am just ready to fack u u bech

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
subject se
mailed-by live.com

fack u,u bech be ready i am jsut going to fack u

from galaal joha
to rebelliousarabgirl@
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:30 PM
subject ugly gril
mailed-by live.com

fack u u bech ugly gril

from Mona - Rebellious Arab Girl
to galaal joha
date Sun, Oct 12, 2008 at 3:32 PM
subject Re: ugly gril
mailed-by gmail.com

Are you done? Because you are spam now and publicly humiliated.

I think his brain went to control paste mode in the last few emails. Jeez. He would not stop. However, I was getting amused by his persistence.

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Astonishing as it may sound, some people seriously have no idea what is going on in the world around them. They think that whatever they see around them and hear from their family and friends is the only logical answer to the world we are a part of.

I was sitting down today, and I over heard two girls talking about traveling and wishes. I couldn’t help but eavesdrop and follow the conversation to the exact word. I can’t believe that I remember it all, but I was shocked from the ignorance of some people, or just their lack of cultural exposure and understanding.

Girl One: “Where do you wish to travel to? Where’s your favorite destination?”

Girl Two: “I SO want to go to Costa Rica. It’s my dream!”

Girl One: “Me too! But why do you wish to go there in particular?”

Girl Two: “Because if I go there, I will experience a great culture shock. I think going there will give me the biggest culture shock in my life.”

I heard that, and I stared at them and wondered what planet are they from. Costa Rica? Of all places? What’s the culture shock? Is it the great scenes, amazing beaches, lovely people, or the beautiful language?

Dear God, she needs to read my blog and maybe I can send her to the middle east. She wants to experience culture shock, I will send her to a place where even if you are an Arab living abroad most of your life, and know the culture very well, you will still experience a MAJOR culture shock the moment you get off the plane.

Costa Rica? Come on!

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I just got an email that I sent to an Arab website two years ago. It was posted as a long advice reply to my question on their site regarding a certain emotional issue. I didn’t know if I wanted to read or just laugh at the thought. It has been two years, but my friend just said after reading it, “this is definitely closure.”

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Soccer always cracks me up.. but this is hilarious!

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Week in review

1. I have been unemployed for a week.
2. Laziness took a new toll in my life.
3. I have more time to read novels and finish them within a week.
4. I have more time to browse the net and find new online opportunities to make money.
5. I just need a way to make $500 bucks a month to pay loans and bills so I won’t dig into my savings.
6. I have been visiting a lot more blogs and reading them through Entrecard.
7. I had time to watch 3 movies and actually enjoyed them in the comfort of my own couch.
8. Ramadan has been a blast this year. I don’t have to go to work and suffer smelling food or hearing profanity from some people.
9. I cook a lot more and I enjoy it. I am going to make phyllo spinach pastries and cheese!
10. I sleep in and I no longer have major headaches and fatigue.
11. I don’t sit on the computer pretending to work anymore.
12. I don’t have to pretend to be nice to an ungrateful boss who lacks authority and anything to do with management.
13. I am planning to make a new website template for this blog in the next few days. I just need an inspiration and something different.
14. I still get the odd idiots leaving their email and phone number thinking my site is a dating site.
15. I have not had hate mail in a long time because my Arabic audience have decreased by 50% over the past 4 months.

Phew. All that in a week!

Google Chrome. Two thumbs down!

I downloaded the new Google Chrome, and I wasn’t impressed. I wasn’t wowed at all! However, every blogger or Twitter messages out there announced it. It’s like they will get more traffic by saying how great it is. I say two thumbs down! It still needs a lot of improvements, a lot of features, and a long way to go compared to the awesomeness of Mozilla Firefox. I don’t find the immediate need to switch to it. I want a browser that will do everything! I mean EVERYTHING!

Grammar Police

I always get a few smart asses coming to my site and pointing the obvious, the GRAMMAR atrocities! I S U C K A T G R A M M A R. I will admit it. The reason I do is because I am not writing a novel. I only check spelling and that’s it! I write the way I talk in real life, and since this is a personal blog, I write like an average person for anyone to read. Even those who write the greatest novels of all time, have grammar mistakes. That is why they hire editors to fix them before publication! However, I am poor and I can’t afford to hire anyone. So don’t volunteer! I don’t give a crap!

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