What’s worse than enduring a break up? What’s worse than someone dying? Yep, you guessed it, working in a team is probably the most difficult thing you have to endure in your life. However, to survive it, you must follow the next very important personality adjustments and life style changes:

1. Smile when are given more work than you can handle.

2. Fake a huge smile when the work load becomes unbearable.

3. Roll your eyes in disbelief, sigh, murmur the most profane word you can think of, and then say with a smile, “OK!”

4. Just agree to avoid any tension.

5. When things go wrong, blame your self and say, “I will fix it!” Even if you had nothing to do with it, you fixing it will guarantee it will be fixed!

6. Don’t think you are smarter than the others in the team; no one is smart. You are only thought of as smart if you know how to play it right and take responsibility for your mistakes and others idiocity.

7. Make sure you are available at all times and always reply to any email pronto!

8. Always go to work early before anyone else. Sleeping in is only an option on the weekends.

If you followed the previous steps, I will 100% guarantee you the following outcomes:

1. Lots of gray hair.

2. Eyes starts twitching uncontrollably.

3. Eating at your desk.

4. Becoming less social and pleasant as a human being.

5. Migraine every now and then.

6. Lots of caffeine intake.

7. Food is no longer enjoyable but necessary as an energy source to work  … and work … and work!

The result of all this, well..

1. Makes the bosses happy.

2. Everyone else starts to look bad.

P.S. Welcome to my life!

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No one asked me why I have not been blogging lately. Exhausted, tired, no life. It’s funny how I used to write over 50 or 60 posts a month at my old job, and now, with this highly demanding job, I work far too much. Now you guys see the difference between the two?

All I hope for in the future that when I am 40 years old, I do not have a job with set human hours!

Anyone in the London Ontario area looking for a university computer science graduate with far too many years of experience? I am willing to switch jobs now, but I demand my job starts at 9 am and does not last for more than 8.5 hours a day!

Please and thank you.

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I want to start a new trend this year. Every Tuesday, I want to post a song based on my mood or situation for the week. Today, I will start off this trend by Lady Gaga’s (@ladygaga) latest song, “Bad Romance.”

When this song first came, I was like holy shit! Someone is singing the TRUTH! How many of you were caught in a bad romance, and you just didn’t know how to get out of it? How many of you know people that are currently in a bad romance, and all you can do is just watch and see when it will end; peacefully one hopes though!

Gosh! Since this song came out, all I can repeatedly say in my head.. “Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah! Rom-mah-rom-mum-mah! GaGa-oo-la-la!..” Then I cough in the end of that and say.. “ewww.. that was such a bad romance!”

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I ran a poll the past week asking people if they are currently happy with their lives. Out of the 73 people that voted, over 50% said they are happy, but want to improve their themselves.

That actually makes me happy, because those people realized that their lives are fine, but there is more to hope for and look forward to. You are giving me hope too, because I don’t have to think that humanity’s way of thinking came to a halt.

What disappointed me though is not the negative poll results where people said they are not happy, or wondering why they turned out this way. On the contrary, I was disappointed that people thought that their life is absolutely fine. How boring is your life? Don’t you wish to improve? Don’t you wish you can improve? Aren’t you hopeful that something better will come along that will drive you to do something different with your life?

Change is not easy, and once you realize that you can, then nothing will stop you.

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A few weeks ago, I watched the movie “Wedding Crashers.” It was pretty funny I might say, and it was really inspirational. I think I want to do that too once in a while. I just need someone to act out the part along side of me and I am set! But none of that promiscuous stuff!

I don’t know why I brought this up, but I guess it’s funny how people act sometimes, and leads me to think of something that is way out there! I wonder who’s wedding I want to crash first? Hmm!! I will start with small weddings in late April or even May! Right now I am busy, but I got to plan eh?

Anyways, I don’t know why sometimes I say I won’t do something again, but I end up being all nice and let things slide. As I thought about it some more, I think I do such things for a reason, and that reason being to see how far people will go to avoid telling the truth or mentioning anything slightly important.

I know I have been a total pigment of people’s imagination, and a person that people love to forget, but come on! I am still human. It’s nice for you to tell me some important things sometimes. Maybe I will even tell you congratulations. However, the longer you wait to tell me something, or avoid me completely like I am someone who is on the bottom of your list, then don’t expect me to be nice to you ever again, or even talk to you or bother. (I don’t want to really talk to you again, because I don’t know.. it dragged on too long now and I got tired of waiting to see if you will change your mind.) I may even wish you the worst of luck.

But I won’t do that.. I am not mean or envious. I just don’t give a crap about anyone anymore, because no one would do the same for me.

You are lucky I am nice, but I am way too smart and I know everything. It’s my motto in life; “know as many interesting things that you possibly can.” I don’t know though if some people are interesting at all, but sometimes God just tells me to get up in the middle of the night, and find out the truth without anyone’s help!

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