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How it all came to be

It was a Wednesday in the end of August this year at around 4 pm when I got the email. I was asked, “Would you like to teach 41 students computer technology?”

A day before, I received another rejection news from a company I really wanted to work at for months, and for the first time I cried at my horrible work desk feeling like gum stuck on the bottom of a shoe. There was no excuse for the rejection, but they asked me if I would like to work on a need basis because I am highly skilled. (It seems I am not highly skilled to receive a full time position though, and each one has their own opinion, but stop the sugar coating eh?) When I read that email I had many feelings inside me that ranged from anger to utter despair. What did I do to deserve all this? It is what I asked my self at the end.

Did I want to tell them off and burn all the bridges? Who am I kidden, what bridges? Nothing was built yet. I wanted to reply very quickly but I hesitated. I fidgeted in my chair and I thought of the proper words to reply. Without me realizing it, I wrote this: “Thank you for the opportunity.”

My hand clicked on the mouse and that was the end of that. I started to cry because for the first time I felt low. I felt rejected for being me and not for not having enough skills. I wanted to know what was wrong with me, but nothing crossed my mind but the curse of being in a very competitive profession.

A day later, I revisited my Master’s degree application and wanted to finish it once and for all. I had an essay and transcript to send and let the school decide my fate. Did I want to pay for each course, books, and the hassle of being a student again? I had no ulterior solution. I thought I was destined to be a student and just learn and earn more titles. How many titles can one earn? Are too many a recipe to pollute your life?

I thought more about it at work and the essay I have to write to complete everything. I worked away in my own corner of the world and checked job postings sporadicly to remove the focus of programming. Maybe something will come up my alley this time? Who was I kidden? My self only. No one wanted me. Or I believed until later in that afternoon.

I never taught before. I never engaged students in any activity before. 14 weeks of teaching? At the college level? What did I posses that made me eligible for such a position?

My excitement clouded me, and within a minute, not realizing what I was agreeing to other than leaving work twice a week for two hours, I said yes. I did not ask my boss. Why should I ask for permission? The story of my horrible bosses will not be told until I quit. It will be long and bitter.

The lady on the other end of the email was surprised by my quick reply that she stated it in her replied email. I was happy and excited. I received a contract later and I was surprised. Part-time Professor for a mandatory course? Was I reading this right?

I told my boss eventually, but at the 9th week of me leaving to teach, I was asked by my other boss, (seemed clueless at that point), where I was going. It had me question the integrity and lack of communication I have to endure every day.

On my first day of teaching, I wanted to throw up and I was sweating profusely. I didn’t know what to say. What did I put my self through? The students are looking at me. Mona say something!

Eventually I became comfortable, and it all became clear to me. I am the professor, and they have to do what I say and I grade them. Am I reading that correctly? What did I just write? I had to convince my self that I was talented enough and I held the power. It took me a few weeks of teaching to realize that I am older. I am wiser. I know what I am doing and I have to show I do.

My 14 weeks ended today. It was a profound experience. I was happy that it ended and changed my life. Maybe it changed it to the better. I can’t judge that solely, but I never regretted it at all. I agreed to go through with it, and I did the best I could possibly do. The students seemed to like me. I looked like I am in their age group, and I had no problem expressing my self. They became open as well and I treated them fairly.

That’s all I have to say about such an experience.

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It’s been a long ordeal, and why?

Oh God, I ended it! Why did I begin it though?

I have not been blogging for a while because I was angry and looking for work, and I bestowed upon my self the ordeal of doing the PMP exam. I didn’t even believe I was accepted to do it anyways. Regardless, I am not taking that crap again. 4 hours of bloody hell. And why? I am already certified as a project manager from the University, and I have no idea why I keep pushing my self. Screw it! I am happy and not have to think about it again. I am getting really old to study anymore. I AM WAY TOO OLD!

Anyways, about the job. I have gone to several interviews, I would say 5-8 this summer! I hate it that employers point out the obvious. Yes, I am a girl in IT! Yes, I can actually program. I am slow but I am a creative thinker. Then some employers say that I am too advanced and should be applying to Project Management Office. Then I apply to more advanced positions and I get no reply.

Screw them!! I am stuck in my current job forever! I am becoming the crazy IT girl!

By the way, I applyed as an Instructor long ago, but I wanted to do it part time at night to kill one evening a week. It is my side dream and I thought not having a Masters degree, that no way a college wants me. Who am I? Just a techie bumb with a Computer Science degree that is always confused and wants to try to do new things just to keep her options open. Then, I got an email.

The email I got was straight forward and asked me to teach a mandatory course of Computers in Health Science to first years, but it is during the day. I was like YES!

Screw it, 4 hours a week, and I get to go to the local college and teach 40+ students, two sections, and I teach Computers. Do you know how to use the Internet and make presentations? It will be great for me because it will give me room to breath and leave work. Half my dream did come true, but my current job is killing me. I just want to be left alone! That’s all I ask.

PS. Why did they think I was a student? Do I look 18?

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Strange day

Hello people!

Wasn’t I complaining yesterday? Well God reads my blog and told companies to call me and meet with me ASAP today! So I did. I can’t believe that I just left work for an hour and met some owner of some start-up company. They look at my resume and listen to me talk and they are baffled. I hide behind a mask. Too bad the position doesn’t pay what I want and it is only 6 months. I was like dude, I got a full time position, crappy, but at least full time. The offer is not that appealing. And he kept saying, well I would hire you know because I like you. (He is WAY too good looking. Total eye candy. Too distracting in a very small company. I would never accept it. Maybe in a different universe.)

So that was my adventure for today. 9 years of experience and hell, I should move to another city and end my misery from this one. Companies here don’t want to pay but suck the blood out of you.

At least I am still desired for my brains.

Anyways, on a more serious note. I get a lot of people emailing or commenting that I am a pessimist, my blog sucks, etc, whatever. Why do you keep reading it if you don’t like it? Why comment on the negatives and never comment on anything else? You guys are giving me second doubts why I opened up this blog again, but you know, I don’t care. I am just mentioning it because I can. Most people hate me because it is my blog and I exercise dictatorship to its full power here. Most people think it’s quite offensive and so wrong, but I don’t care. I don’t go to anyone’s blog or say anything nasty at all to them. It’s not my style and very childish. Oh, I guess I have to end this post with telling all those haters to GROW UP!

Smile! I have to go to work tomorrow. I will learn to survive 6 – 7 day work week for no clear end goal whatsoever.

I will stop complaining now.

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It’s simple to explain

Since I have been back, I have been asked several questions related to the Arab Spring, USA, Israel, etc via email. The chaos in the middle east has really popularized the word “Arab.” I don’t really care what you think of Arabs if you are or not one. Arabs are just a culture with a language. Not everyone of them is the same.

So, let me explain to you what an Arab really is. You see, us Arabs are culturally reserved and justify everything with old conservative traditions mixed with religion. But you know, we do like all sort of people, especially other Arabs. Almost everyone in our neighbouring area is our cousin of some sort. So if you see us arguing with someone, it is usually someone we know and related to us. We like to discuss world politics and problems, but we don’t really get out of our comfort zone and do something totally different, but use violence instead.

We go to work, raise the kids, and force them to be doctors or engineers if they are a boy. If it’s a girl, then she is luckier, she has to still be educated and be married at 21, but before then is way better. Arab girls my age usually have teenagers by now.

Really, Arabs are cool. They are just misunderstood because they are so passionate about the little things that really have no significant value, but they are important to them. We like to be loud in public and we are the ones that say Bebsi and not Pepsi. We have heavy accents and we translate things in our head purely from Arabic to English without realizing that no one is understanding us and think we are demented.

We like being Arabs! 80%+ of us are Muslims and the Quran is written in the language that we speak and write. We have rich culture and history and we are happy how we turned out. We live our lives in peace and only care who is getting married next, who graduated first, and if the grandkids are fed and raised properly. We are just like any other culture.

We love who we are. Really. But it is so funny because the Arab world occupies over 13,000,000 square kilometres of land mass and we still live in diaspora and leave our homelands. We just like to be all over the place and never satisfied sometimes.

I could say more, but I will get hate mail right now. Oh well. I like being an Arab. It’s in my blood and no matter how much you try to change your self, no matter where you live, you cannot change or deny being one. It’s awesome!

Peace!

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Encore! Purely ridiculous post! Hallelujah!!

I remember the day when I used to be hated a lot cause of the things I wrote on here. That’s why I stopped commenting on other people’s blogs or getting involved in the entire Arab blogsphere. I was hated, and with a passion. If you still hate me, I love you too! Another blog post from the past that I wrote on October 30, 2007. My favorite!

PS. People I knew stole my pictures from Facebook (before I made my fun separate blog account), and they made hate blogs against me. That’s when I knew I didn’t want the glamor and prestige of being an outspoken blogger. I just wanted to be me. Please note, I wasn’t drunk (God forbid) or anything. I was just extremely high on sugar when I wrote the post. Every time I read it I LMAO! (original blog post link)


I finally saw the light of hate! Hallelujah!

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Oh my lord! Dear Lord! Our one and only savior! I finally found the light. Thank you Lord for showing me the light! I finally know how it feels to be the celebrity I was meant to be! I always knew you had a special place for me in this internet world to be hated and loved equally. Thank you Lord for the balance and the equality! You are surely the one and only Lord with all the power! Thank you God! Amen to that. Hallelujah! May the Lord guide me into the star lights of internet fame. I finally know how it feels to be hated and rumors spreading around using my name. Oh the lord has finally showed me the light into the heart of people who love to hate me. To put words into my mouth and comment under my name for their enjoyment. What fools you are and those who believe you! Oh Lord may he bless you haters for increasing my fan base. Let there be haters oh Lord as much as there are lovers. Hallelujah! Amen to that! Let there be equal joy and prosperity to all of God’s creatures! The spot light is so much to bare. I can’t handle the fame. I think I am becoming, oh Lord, don’t let me say, POPULAR! I am getting blinded by the light of the fame. Hallelujah ma brothers and ma sisters. Amen!

I now know how Britney Spears feels.

I now know how Paris Hilton feels.

I now know how Lindsey Lohan feels.

I now know how Hillary Clinton feels :!:

I now know how George W. Bush feels :!:

Let the lord bless you haters for spreading the name of my site. Your breathtaking sites filled with great words of wisdom is not just funny and entertaining, it fucking increased my web hits by 500%! May the lord bless your hateful hearts towards me and let the Rebellion begin!

The Rebellion has begun my Lord! It finally begun!

Amen! Hallelujah! I saw the light. Thank you Lord!

Let the lord continue his blessing amongst you haters and my POPULARITY to boost!

I love you all! I FUCKING love you all!

I will not post the links of those low lives. I will just sit back and enjoy the hate and the web site hits! :)

PS. With this prayer you have read with me, we need to take a moment of silence to thank the Lord for this blessing. Amen!

Re-Read the prayer 10 times, and your popularity will also boost. Thank the lord for all his blessings. Amen!

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