I know, I know. I get so many people jumping on my back and I don’t know if my body can handle that many people, and no you sickos, DON’T IMAGINE ANYTHING right now. Thank you. So, the past week has been amazing. I was sick, my throat was making me sing a different tune, my head was aching, and I kept exerting stuff out of my body that didn’t seem normal. Yah I know, gross intro.

Then it was Tuesday or Wednesday, but I didn’t blog normally. I haven’t for a while really. I guess people expect me to comment regarding the fire in the Middle East. My homeland. My people! Dude! It is not a fire. It is just normal average people like you and I that thought really hard and said, “shit.. our lives suck because our rulers make us feel like shit, we ain’t got no money, and our countries have enormous resources that would make us happy people.. but who the hell is taking all the money? Why the hell we are treated like dirt?” Yada yada.. All of you know that in order to expect any type of change is to just think different, even just a tiny bit and just say it. Just state your opinion! If the dumb ass in front of you doesn’t want to hear it and think you are a piece of shit, then ignore and just stand for what you believe in. That’s what I call rebellious. Be different and tell others why you think that way. However, being killed cause of it is disgusting and the world needs to stop being so political and say we can’t do anything cause it is not our problem. Believe me, it will become the whole world’s problem when we can’t afford to pay for gas or buy anything! See what happens when Arabs get pissed?

Anyways, I have been a victim of ridicule and hate when I started this blog because DEAR GOD my blog was so full of sin and people hated me for you know, saying stuff on the internet. No one has to agree, but as human beings all we really care about is our dignity and others to respect us for who we are and what we think.

Now to get back to life. My life. Well, not really, but more of a general thought I have been thinking about a lot the past 2 weeks. You see, I always wondered what makes us bitter people. Like bitter in a sense of not caring or being so cold and resentful of others. In my case, I feel that people like to take advantage of my care free personality and overly kind actions. I can’t help but be nice to others. Then, all of a sudden, people around me change, and treat me like crap or last on their list and that’s it. What did they expect me to do then? Give them a hug?

I may be the bitter and the very sour person, and if I can go back in time and think a little bit differently, I would still do the same thing. It’s our dignity and self respect that we care about. If actions lead us to think negatively and become bitter about certain things, so be it. Why does it really matter to anyone? Honestly, I want to grow old and still be the same person with bitter thoughts about a lot of things. I like it. It makes me think. If one day I ever feel regret, then I give permission to visitor A-Z to hunt me down and shoot me.

Being rebellious in thoughts is a wonderful thing. But being totally out of it because of NyQuil the past week is even better!

Blah Blah, Categorize this!, Random Thoughts, Ranting as usual!, They said what?, Whatever!

Today my mom comes up to me when I got home from work and said,

“A lady (mom friends with her) said that there is a guy who is looking for a wife. And wants an answer ASAP!”

I said, “No.”

Then I said, “ASAP? So he has 10 girls lined up eh? Waiting for the quickest answer!”

Mom said, “You are 30! Don’t you ever want to get married? We won’t be alive forever!”

I said, “I am living the best life anyone can ever live! I have freedom to do what I want! No one to bother me!”

Mom said, “The lady asked me to ask your dad to get his opinion.”

I said, “Since when does dad or anyone have an opinion regarding this matter? No one even dares asks me to do anything like clean my room, you think he has control over this?”

Mom said, “Welek 3eeb!!”

I said, “Blah! I don’t want to get married! Unless he is rich or a doctor! ”

She said, “Doctor? Who do you think you are?”

I said, “I worked really hard in my life. I got a University education, I work my butt off daily at work and I got a job with my own two hands with no one’s help! I am not throwing that away for some desperate guy and to be a baby popper!”

Mom said, “Go find a guy from the internet then or just go and find someone!”

I said, “Blah blah blah!”

Any hot Arab Canadian guy wanna hook up? It is Valentines after all and my mom is bored of my daily craziness!

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My brother on his Facebook status said,

“1 Dictator dead (Iraq) 2 Dictator in Hiding (Tunis and Egypt). A few more dictators to go and then we can have a big block party in the M.E ”

And I said,

“Block party?? am I invited? We can sing, “Bye Bye Bye” by N Sync! ”

Blah Blah, Culture, Thank you, They said what?, Whatever!

I have been getting a lot of messages on Facebook and many have started groups saying that Valentines is originally pagan, and blah blah blah it is a sin blah blah blah, and the list goes on and on.

You know what, after so many decades on earth, everything is crap. Anything that is celebrated is crap. The only thing we need to celebrate is our birthdays and thank God we are still walking on this earth breathing. Anything else is a Hallmark holiday. Today is some Hallmark celebration. Just look it up! Every day is a commercial holiday for them and they want your money to buy cards or send e-cards to people who don’t give two shits!

I mean, come on! I decided to be oh so witty, and I declared March 16 of every year as “Kiss me I am Arab” holiday. So what? I am awesome and I got a blog, and I can write anything and make it sound true and enforce the celebration into people’s souls! Why? Because I love you guys and we need to unite together and make random celebrations and spread it on the inter-web, because we don’t want the commercial GIANTS ruling our lives! We rule our selves!

Side note! Anyone read this book? I want to buy it!

Anyways, back to Valentines day. It is sad that people need a day to celebrate love. I guess the other 364 days of the year should be known as “FU” days. I donno people! I hate Valentines not because it is pagan or none Islamic or anything like that. I hate it because no one wants to give me a kiss!! Waah!! Just kidden!

However, I do like wide spread celebrations for the enormous amount of sweets in the stores! Can’t get enough chocolate, and on SALE!

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Dear readers of my cute little blog,

I know I have bitched a lot in the past regarding my current employment. They drove me crazy, but I worked extremely hard at this job that majority of the time I worked overtime to get work done. Last week, I was at the edge and it was either me or them if the chaos didn’t change. I made that clear in an indirect way.

Several meetings later, I was told this in a tone of fear:

“Mona, please don’t go.”

They said it two times . . .

I demanded change, and quick change or else. I had several 100 reasons, and in the end, I enforced the change. I had to speak up because I didn’t want all my work to crumble into pieces because of stubborn people who won’t listen!

They made profit last year, 3 times more than the previous year and I knew it, but if I left, they wouldn’t be able to manage. I am sure of it because I have this mentality of extreme organization and rules. I am given a position that 3 people in traditional structured companies have. It was insane. They drove me insane.

So, today we had performance reviews.. yay.. took a year and a half since I started. It was more of bosses evaluation of us, and not self-evaluation at all. And at the end of it all, they talked about raises, and how the economy was bad, but they still survived through a recession as a company, blah blah. Then they said, you get X amount of money extra.

I was like

Wohoo!!!

Wow, I never got such an exponential raise before in my life! Boom shakalaka!

Lessons learned from all this:

1. Work really really really hard!
2. Prove your worth!
3. Raise your voice when you see things going wrong.
4. When rewarded, work even harder the next year!

I shall sleep peacefully tonight! And to celebrate.. I will do what little kids are doing now a days.. I will whip my hair back and forth!

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