I tried many methods for people to contact me. I used msn, then stopped cause men are horny. I used GTalk through my blog’s email, but I stopped cause men are horny and stupid. I then installed a chat room on my blog, but men are horny, boring, and stupid. I used men a lot in one paragraph eh? It’s because my website’s demographics are 90% male. I wonder why?? My last way was my live web cam that resulted in idiots emailing me saying why I eat with my mouth open. Well, I have to open my mouth to put food in it. That’s the process of devouring good wholesome sugar coated candy. By the time the camera stream goes to your stupid ass computer, I would have been done eating and unfortunately you would still be seeing a slow motion of me devouring my snack.

So, one last tool that I have been using a lot lately is Twitter and you can follow me at @rebelliousgirl. It’s NOT rebelliousarabgirl. I wish it was but twitter wouldn’t allow me to have such a long name! I get about 2 or 3 people adding me to it a day and I get lots of traffic from there because followers get instant notification of new blog posts. I get lots of people replying to me or asking me questions on there and I am happy to answer. It’s quicker than email. The reason I am keeping up to date with it because I have a Firefox plugin called TwitterFox installed and I just get instant notifications ever so quickly. I also use Twitter mobile that is quick and simple at http://m.twitter.com.

Moreover, a lot of people ask me how much money I have been making off my blog. Well, it is averaging now at about 15 dollars a week from my various ads at 1200 unique visits a day. Also my Alexa ranking went up the roof. I actually made it yesterday to the top 100,000 sites in the world at 55,134, but that could have been a fluke. I am still averaging at 152,000 for the past month which is not bad since my site is just a personal blog. However, I am still experimenting with ads, and so far Google Adsense has been good to me.

So how do I get so much traffic?

Simple. People search for porn. What else is new? Not only do people search for porn to get to my site, but they actually use my internal search engine to search for porn thinking I have some hidden links within my site and the page they reached was a fluke. I don’t even want to mention the other crap they type to find my site. Dear God my eyes bleed from disgust while reading those keywords.

I just think I mention porn a lot and that’s why they are here.

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I am not that active of a member of twitter.com, but I try my best to update my status. I like it because it is simple, very powerful, and can update all your social networking statuses and blog on the fly. And you don’t have to be using a computer, SMS works amazingly with it! I support twitter because it is a fun way to interact with people and see what they are up to. It’s one of those clever mediums of social interactions on the internet. I wish I can force my self to be more active than I am, but I thought, what the heck, let me advertise it and let my readers join in the fun. I find it very intriguing.

Twitter is funny, and the more people you network with, the funnier the status messages get. I love reading about some anonymous person who lives thousands of miles from me writing a simple line of what they are doing. They also advertise awesome sites and on the flash live events of things they experience and see in their life. Personal perception of things is a lot more truthful and insightful than biased media. Support twitter, and if you are bored and want some amusement then check out twittervision.com and see how the use of Google world map really comes in handy. Pure genius and funny really. So if you have twitter, add me so we can form a clique. I think it is fun being part of this one liner community!

Add me to twitter: http://twitter.com/rebelliousgirl

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Oh my lord! Dear Lord! Our one and only savior! I finally found the light. Thank you Lord for showing me the light! I finally know how it feels to be the celebrity I was meant to be! I always knew you had a special place for me in this internet world to be hated and loved equally. Thank you Lord for the balance and the equality! You are surely the one and only Lord with all the power! Thank you God! Amen to that. Hallelujah! May the Lord guide me into the star lights of internet fame. I finally know how it feels to be hated and rumors spreading around using my name. Oh the lord has finally showed me the light into the heart of people who love to hate me. To put words into my mouth and comment under my name for their enjoyment. What fools you are and those who believe you! Oh Lord may he bless you haters for increasing my fan base. Let there be haters oh Lord as much as there are lovers. Hallelujah! Amen to that! Let there be equal joy and prosperity to all of God’s creatures! The spot light is so much to bare. I can’t handle the fame. I think I am becoming, oh Lord, don’t let me say, POPULAR! I am getting blinded by the light of the fame. Hallelujah ma brothers and ma sisters. Amen!

I now know how Britney Spears feels.

I now know how Paris Hilton feels.

I now know how Lindsey Lohan feels.

I now know how Hillary Clinton feels :!:

I now know how George W. Bush feels :!:

Let the lord bless you haters for spreading the name of my site. Your breathtaking sites filled with great words of wisdom is not just funny and entertaining, it fucking increased my web hits by 500%! May the lord bless your hateful hearts towards me and let the Rebellion begin!

The Rebellion has begun my Lord! It finally begun!

Amen! Hallelujah! I saw the light. Thank you Lord!

Let the lord continue his blessing amongst you haters and my POPULARITY to boost!

I love you all! I FUCKING love you all!

I will not post the links of those low lives. I will just sit back and enjoy the hate and the web site hits!

PS. With this prayer you have read with me, we need to take a moment of silence to thank the Lord for this blessing. Amen!

Re-Read the prayer 10 times, and your popularity will also boost. Thank the lord for all his blessings. Amen!

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